Driving isn't nearly fun enough for how much the experience is costing me.
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Elder millennial. Classical anarchist. Social services attorney on the Jersey side of the Philly suburbs. Law, history, video games, gardening 😶🌫️ and trading cards. MLB: Tigers/Phillies; NFL: Giants; NBA: 90s.
Who's this "we"? Like my dad would say, you got a mouse in your pocket?
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 2d agoNancy Pelosi comments on the Iran War: "Our country is at war. We always root for our country under any circumstance. So let's get this done, Mr. President."
There's only one explanation for this recent winning streak.
MLB Scores@mlbscores.bsky.social · yesterdayFinal: Tigers 10 BlueJays 1
My wife's bestie got them Ed Sheeran tickets for this weekend's show in Philadelphia as a birthday gift a few months ago, and ngl I'm suddenly hella curious about what the vibes are gonna be like.
“FIRE STEARNS” chants rain down at Citi Field during Pete Alonso’s return game
Every Friday evening after work, Senator McConnell undergoes a series of medical procedures designed to cheat death for another week.
Mr Burns Mr Burns Green
Alt: Mr Burns walking away from Dr. Nick Riviera after undergoing his weekly procedures designed to cheat death for another week
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Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2d agoMitch McConnell is seen for the first time in months via CNN's Annie Grayer
An unfortunate start to the season for my second-favorite team, whoever's playing the Eagles
Idc if this is weird, I've been writing a sitcom in my head about my wife's job, and now I'm at a wedding with all her coworkers and it's a lot easier if I pretend this is an episode.
Why put out a mac and cheese bar if all of it is made by white people?
Ron Swanson's Disappointment Sigh
Alt: Ron Swanson's Disappointment Sigh
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Stupid long COVID reactivating my childhood asthma, I'm trying to smoke weed here 😤
OH YEAH? WE'RE $40,000,000,000,000 IN DEBT, WHERE'S THE MONEY COMING FROM??
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Trump: "Only I can make this promise to you: If the Republicans win the House and Senate, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000"
I hope the Legend of Zelda movie stays true to the source material.
Well Excuuuuse Me, Princess!
Alt: Well Excuuuuse Me, Princess! (Link to Zelda in the Legend of Zelda cartoon)
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Obviously good for him, but my immediate thought was "if I'm the batter, I'm making him throw me two strikes before I swing"
JR Radcliffe@jrradcliffe.bsky.social · last wk.Can I interest you in a Thomas Pannone perfect game (after he fell behind 3-0 on the 27th batter no less)?
There's only one thing that can get us out of this problem: MORE UPPER CLASS TAX CUTS! 🇺🇲🫡
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last wk.(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
If you're at an intersection in nj that doesn't have a sign that says "no turn on red" and you don't turn on red, please know that I hate you.
This Labor Day, remember to thank all the anarchists, communists, and trade unionists who literally fought and died for our labor rights.
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