The Costco “good candy” arrived and holy shit, I can only assume they’re threatening executives of The Hershey Company with illicit photos because this is a HAUL.

Thursday, we filled a dumpster with 3.5 tons of assorted backyard crap we’d accumulated over 20 years. And today, we brought home an outdoor table we found on the curb because we’re apparently incapable of learning any goddamn lesson of any kind #wecanfixit #curbalert