If AI was any good it would be able to one-shot me a chart of the median ages of Warped Tour performers by year.
Jordan Running
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He/him • Dad, software engineer, karaokeist, recent Minnesota transplant
I dreamed I saw a dear with a casket for a body. I’m sure that’s fine.
Overnight, a masked bandit broke into our kitchen. Armed with opposable thumbs, he proceeded to sample everything on offer. I’d just visited the farmers market, so the menu was extensive. I can now share a highly specific peer-reviewed list of what this particular raider did & did not enjoy. 🧵
Raccoon's Evil Smile: 'Good, Good'
Alt: Raccoon's Evil Smile: 'Good, Good'
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Someday I’ll get all plonks on the @puzzmo.com crossword but today is not that day.
@jordan's finished Cross|word
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Surely you don’t expect me to believe that in the entire Fargo-Moorhead metropolitan area there’s no drag queen named Margot Forehead.
It still cracks me up that the U.S. Coast and Geodetic Survey found the geographic center of the contiguous 48 states—a spot near Lebanon, Kansas still marked by a monument and picnic area—in 1918 by balancing a large cardboard cutout of the United States on a point.
Dropped Amazon Music in favor of an Apple One subscription today. With the Apple services we already subscribe to it's a savings of like $8/mo. and we get Apple TV too. Apple Music is a very mediocre music streaming service but so was Amazon Music, and my music needs are very basic anyway.
Post a perfect album from the 1990s.
TAPE@tapemachines.bsky.social · last wk.Post a perfect album from the 1990s.
Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people.
My child now has friends named Evie, Vivi, and Phoebe. We really need to work on enunciation.
Oh fuck you’re gonna make me… play Half-Life 2.
WebDesignMuseum@webdesignmuseum.org · 2w agoSteam website in 2005
Furry visitor returned last night. Shhh she’s being invisible. (I think it’s a “she.”) At this rate we’re going to have to name her.
I have formed a parasocial relationship with the raccoon with short spine syndrome and which you were probably enjoying as a cute meme Forgive me he is my everything Jimothy I would die for you
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
I dreamed that E*on re-renamed Twitter to “Cleo” and all of the X dot com links broke and it was very funny.
@perfecthatgames.com Sort of a bug on Can of Words: “Reveal first letters” doesn’t show letters are part of an already-selected word. (Discovered this today when I couldn’t figure out why my solution with “upper case” and “lower case” wasn’t accepted.)
Delightful tune playing in the Mexican restaurant. Yes, it’s a cover of “Achy Breaky Heart.”
Caballo Dorado - No Rompas Mi Corazón (Video Oficial)
YouTube video by Warner Music México
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Missing a feedback form for spellbeeswax.com. The pronunciation of the second word today was criminal.
What’s everybody having for dinner? It’s 92°F out so of course I’m making soup.
My chihuahua rolled in chicken poop so I won’t let him sit by me until I’ve had a chance to bathe him. He keeps shooting me the most pitiful looks. He’s going to look even more pitiful in the bath. (Pic of clean pup for tax.)
Met llamas named Dill and Pickle at the science museum today so it was a pretty good day.