Call an elevator a lift all day long, I understand how dialects work so it doesn't bother me. HOWEVER, I will NEVER accept switching the use of decimals and commas. 2.384 is NOT two-thousand three-hundred eighty-four. And, yes, you must agree with me; my opinion is the only correct one.

Writers on their way to give the saddest backstory ever to the guy that was just pushing babies through a meat grinder 6 chapters ago like that's gonna make me give a fuck if this dude gets launched into a black hole or not:

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

Alt: Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

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I would NEVER deepthroat for money no matter how mu-- is that a limited edition Blue-Eyes White Dragon (●⩊〇)>

Pressing up arrow, down arrow, home, and end keys all at once to pinch YouTube Shorts' hidden clit and give it an orgasm so good it has a seizure and just fucking crashes on me.

Every once in a while, I need a sweet, old black lady from Louisiana to call me "sweetheart" and tell me to get my shit together.

If you don't eat the crust, you're missing out on the best part of the planet.

All the people who spent years making fun of Americans and our obsession with ranch tried it and opened their 3rd eye.

I just had to put deodorant on my tits. Fuck this heat and fuck boob sweat.

I got cheesecake 🥲

ɹǝqnʇΛ | ɹǝɔuɐɯʍopɐɥS ᴉɯɐʎɐɹnʞ@jshadowmancer.com · last mo.

For my birthday, I want either a cheesecake or hot, sweaty, baby-making sex with 3 hot guys.

For my birthday, I want either a cheesecake or hot, sweaty, baby-making sex with 3 hot guys.

ɹǝqnʇΛ | ɹǝɔuɐɯʍopɐɥS ᴉɯɐʎɐɹnʞ@jshadowmancer.com · last mo.

I am now 10% as old as the United States (●⩊〇)>

I am now 10% as old as the United States (●⩊〇)>

I'm sorry, but I fucking loathe both Berserk and JoJo's and legitimately have begun resorting to blocking people that try to get me to read/watch them. "iS tHaT a jOJo rEferENce?!?" Genuinely castrate yourself. "if You ThInk tHat StoRy'S dArK yOU sHouLd rEad BerSeRk!" Feed yourself to the ocean.

Disrespecting people based on things they can't help is never ok, regardless of context. We criticize choices, reprimand behavior, and we judge an unwillingness to grow, learn, or change. We do NOT mock health conditions, ridicule circumstances, or make fun of someone's body. Be better.

Dear UI developers: please stop putting the "Image Saved" pop-up where it covers the "Save Image" button. You're making saving multiple images in a row unnecessarily annoying.

Sequels that spit on the soul of the original (looking at you, Dragon Age: The Veilgaurd)

Best Indie Games@clemmygames.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Funny deep sleep….

Nah, this is fucked. This takes power away from the user to cater their feed to their liking. Yes, you can say "don't recommend this channel" but that does NOT cover it. First off, that button does NOT work; I get videos from channels I've hit that button for all the time, even videos I've--

Just realized I quoted the wrong post. Mbmb ✌

ɹǝqnʇΛ | ɹǝɔuɐɯʍopɐɥS ᴉɯɐʎɐɹnʞ@jshadowmancer.com · last mo.

I started blocking the Tumblr readers and YouTube shorts deadass started just repeating the same 3 shorts?? THAT'S LITERALLY ALL THERE IS?!?!

I started blocking the Tumblr readers and YouTube shorts deadass started just repeating the same 3 shorts?? THAT'S LITERALLY ALL THERE IS?!?!

ɹǝqnʇΛ | ɹǝɔuɐɯʍopɐɥS ᴉɯɐʎɐɹnʞ@jshadowmancer.com · last mo.

If a dev makes a sequel to a game and my favorite mechanic from the original is no longer present in the sequel, I'm going to assume the dev hates me personally and is a big stinkyface. (I joke but I genuinely hate this sm. Why does this happen so fucking often?)

If a dev makes a sequel to a game and my favorite mechanic from the original is no longer present in the sequel, I'm going to assume the dev hates me personally and is a big stinkyface. (I joke but I genuinely hate this sm. Why does this happen so fucking often?)

Can I PLEASE get shortform videos that are literally anything but people reading tumblr posts with Minecraft parkour playing in the background? Anything at all.

Me: So there's this thing I do where-- Doctor: Yeah, that's another sign of autism. Me:

Girls' Last Tour: Yuuri's Tearful Gaze

Alt: Girls' Last Tour: Yuuri's Tearful Gaze

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Let's review this tier list by HanShotFurst on Reddit as an example and see how many of these ACTUALLY count as base-builders. *Comparisons and descriptions are in regards to mechanics in how they relate to base-building and not meant to describe overall gameplay *HP = Haven't Played

ɹǝqnʇΛ | ɹǝɔuɐɯʍopɐɥS ᴉɯɐʎɐɹnʞ@jshadowmancer.com · 2mo ago

ISTG if I see ONE MORE PERSON recommend Frost Punk as a base-building game, imma lose my shit. I'm sure it's great, but it is; say it with me folks... A FUCKING CITY BUILDER Base-builder: You lay down pieces for buildings to make a BASE City-builder: You lay down buildings to make a CITY

ISTG if I see ONE MORE PERSON recommend Frost Punk as a base-building game, imma lose my shit. I'm sure it's great, but it is; say it with me folks... A FUCKING CITY BUILDER Base-builder: You lay down pieces for buildings to make a BASE City-builder: You lay down buildings to make a CITY

ɹǝqnʇΛ | ɹǝɔuɐɯʍopɐɥS ᴉɯɐʎɐɹnʞ@jshadowmancer.com · 2mo ago

Base building game Looks inside City-builder/Prefab placer

Base building game Looks inside City-builder/Prefab placer

Angry Cat Stare

Alt: Angry Cat Stare

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My hair is finally long enough that I can pull my own ponytail again! Now, if you’ll excuse me ♡♡♡

You can now have different thumbnails based on language on YouTube, and they separate different kinds of English. I'm gonna start gaslighting the entire UK by making separate thumbnails for them done in "bo'oh'o'woh'oh" speak. New ays'im'awr videos coming soon to a YouTube near you!

It's so fucking hot I'm deadass giving a thigh-job to an ice pack just to stay cool