JSON Statham
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Frontend Software Engineer. Suffering Evertonian. Love a scheme. Future rich person. https://www.kittok.co.uk ⚽ https://www.jemprophire.co.uk 🗡️ https://www.cannabisinsider.co.uk 🍁
£150 sheets for 4 of us to go up to the top of Snowdon on the mountain train. Seems fucking mental that. Was thinking maybe £40 topsm And before someone says "Just walk it"... It's not possible with a 7 and 4 year old and a wife that doesn't like walking.
Does he know anything about the position of RB, or know anyone who can naturally play there!?!
Was mooching through the Pogs before. Found these Merlin PL 95 ones. Barry Venison's hair is a thing of beauty. Could be in Duran Duran with that.
This is fucking nuts. Court for 0.3grams of weed. That's like a joints worth. Surely a massive waste of time and resources all round, alongside giving a youngster a criminal record. Surely just take it off him and throw it down a grid, jobs a good'un.
Aberporth man fined for cannabis possession in Cardigan
Rain and Thunder 🙌. Live scenes from my back garden...
Rain Dance Thriller: Splits in the Puddle
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Found these in the attic from my childhood. Some blasts from the past in here. Put mid 90s nostalgia
Well I got a bit excited 😜 Repost if you can be arsed youtu.be/1xtkwqtUWQw?...
Hill Dickinson Stadium: 01 Aug 2026. Huge pitch news
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Last day of the holiday today. Flying home tonight. Looking forward to getting back. Do 10 days and I always think 7 would be enough. 🤣
George has looked handy again. Like the look of Hackney, though him and Rohl need to sort their appearance out so they don't look so similar. Last 15 or so weren't too bad. Rest of the half was pretty poor. And we didn't look like hitting a barn door.
Last night. Just watching some Everton to cap off a decent 10 days 😅
In charge of getting the youngest to nap, so we have walked down to Protoras and at the Love Boat. Hot as balls. But he's asleep now, and will hopefully now make it to the parrot show tonight, which he's been asking me about for 6 days 😅
Good to see the world of football coming together against that nonce Infantino. Takes a lot to make UEFA look like a decent outfit, but FIFA have made them look like UNICEF. World cup getting progressively worse year on year.
Really need to add some more random football shirts to my collection for round the pool and day wear on holiday. Currently flicking between Heerenveen and Senegal, but need more variety 😂 Need a DHGate shop I think!
Bike ride down to Cape Greco today. Some bad hills to ride on a heavy as shite NextBike 🥵 Nice relaxing morning though, up early, cycling and listening to some podcasts.
Treated myself to a can of Tyskie from the shop this morning. Now back on the all inclusive with an Aperol Spritz. Not sure there has been a bigger U-turn in drinks selection.
Luckily you can barely tell I've been wearing a watch on holiday. 😬
Took my eldest for a bit of a walk to Turtle Bay. No turtles, but saw some lizards, so all was not lost.
Nice little 10km Protoras loop. Sea looks glorious, might take the kids down there today.
This accessibility seat looks like a log flume 😂 Might see if we can get my missus' nan on it.
Looks to be apretty decent buggy. Unsure about the branding though...
Nice morning. I'm gonna get out on the push bike before people wake up and whilst it's a bit cooler
Also, really not sure how that Barry goal has been called offside. He's literally behind the defender for the whole move, even the finish.
Aznou looks competitive to me. We definitely lost a bit in the second half down that side when Myko came on. Armstrong decent. Rohl was industrious. My worry is that McNeil is still playing and JOB is still at RB.
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