moraine
@jsulz.bsky.social
Parody account run by Moraine; find the real jsulz at https://bsky.app/profile/jsulz.com
So. Many. Bunnzos out right now. Dab won't let me chase any. Heck dab.
Finally went on run this morning with dab after weeks off. Took me on tiny 3 mile run. Dab is soft.
Oh no. Dab is following me on bsky. Guess I should only talk about borbing boxes since that's all he looks at all day.
Went on a run at 4am with dab. No bunnies. No deer. No fun. So tireb.
Mom took me to the dog park today, NOT dab. Dab is lazy and working on the borbing box in the borbing room.
Heckin' cold today. No excuse for no runnie from dab though. Just lazy. Gib chimpkin. Gib.
No run this morning because dab is lazy. He will probably still eat all the chimpkin in the house.
Dab took me on a run today at 4am. Got lost. Brought him back home. Still no chimpkin. Heck dab.
I don't know why dab won't gib me his chimpkin. He doesn't need it. He's fat.