Judith Priest
@judithpriestqueen.bsky.social
Chicago Drag ✝️ Miss Roscoes 2024-2025 👑
Helping a man who asked Chat GPT what bag to get his wife. Like literally wtf are we doing??
But how do you know when it’s actually time for the percolator?
Lady Gaga sings with her Jigglypuff in Pokémon’s new commercial celebrating its 30th anniversary.
Let’s get high, have fun, and be silly 😊
Spjörk@spjork.hausofprophets.art · 7mo ago🍃PUFF PUFF ‘26 COMPETITORS 🍃 Who are you rooting for?
will never understand how Smash only had two seasons
It should be illegal to go outside today like wtf
Idk if you’ve heard but wearing deodorant in the club is actually really cool and fierce! Tell your friends! 😊🫶🏻
“Okay man…weird question for you…but if I got these sunglasses for my girlfriend would you say they would look…cunty on her?” Clocked me fierce. I swear to god retail is such an interesting world to work in. And of course I said yes bc fuck bitches get money idk!
Whoever catapulted the stack of napkins at my face tonight at Roscoe’s….you tore that.
And you always order the special….with the hot chocolate
Hey, this is on Wednesday. The contestants are sickening, the judges are major, the host is cunt, and Vanda and I’s pussies are throbbing. Come to Fantasy to see it all go down and who snatches the crown! 😈👹
People are crazy. I just sold this man a $10.7k ostrich bag for his unborn child. UN. BORN. CHILD. Like??? What’s she gonna do with that??
Not trade from 2 years ago texting me to ask if I have any Tina?? Like first of all no, second of all no! The fuck?
Just watched a man watch his ow tiktok of him shopping on repeat for about 15 minutes. Honestly, so real bestie.
You ever pee so hard you fart and you’re like wow 😌
Its Sunday. I’m off work. Cleaning the house, errands, and Tina Turner BLARING for the entire neighborhood to hear. Have a blessed day!
