Jules & Lizzie the Tortie
@julesingreen.bsky.social
I'm mostly here for the cats. And reality TV (BBSky), books, drag queens, laughs. LGBTQIA+ Ally. Obsessed with the color green. 💚
I was all caffeinated up, ready to stay up late with these feeds tonight, and...ughhhh, Melody, you're going to hate yourself for wallowing when you should've been playing Big Brother. I hate this! I can't take anymore. Taylor Hale is gonna punch her in the face tomorrow night on Unlocked. #bb28
Here's the Drew & Taylor combo that people were looking for! 💚 #bb28
Drew and Taylor earlier (1/3) #bb28
Melody just needs to fucking SOB and let it all out for 20 minutes, and then wake the fuck up, go talk to people and save herself! #bb28
If they could stop crying, maybe they could make out! #bb28
Puuung's Animated Couple Hugging
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At this point, I'm 100% Team Melody tomorrow. I don't care, send Drew home, send Lyric home, pull Kamu off the show, I don't care! Melody has to stay for my own edification. #bb28
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Memba when Melody said she hated Drew on Day One? #bb28
Penguin in Love: I Love You So Much
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Anybody remember how I said I like to hate somebody to make the season #bb28 fun? I have reached the level of hate required to choose my foe. Haley Thogmartin, you're it! YAYYY! 🥳 🍾🎆 Every time she's speaking, I'm making this face:
Intense Angry Rage
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Thog sucks ass. "If I have to be a bitch to a bitch..." So, you're calling Taylor a bitch. And you said the same thing about Melody and others too. Who's the bitch, Haley?? #bb28
I've never seen someone love to talk about herself more than Thog. Victim complex, but also she's the best person in the world. She'll tell you all the ways. #bb28
What "heat" did Haley take for the first 3 weeks? What heat?? You've been in an alliance with every single HOH, you dumb B. #bb28 Rome said you're unbearable when he had no power. And what else? I need to smack her in the head.
Madea: What The Hell Is Wrong With You?
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Drew, put on shoes, you nasty ass. I haven't seen shoes on him for days. So gross!! #bb28
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🚨Melody is gaming with people outside of FAP! Let's do this 🎶 #bb28
Lizzo's 'It's About Damn Time' Celebration
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Since I passed my test today and got everything all squared away with my car (except I need an oil change), I am going to treat myself to RHAP Patreon so I can watch The Slop! #bb28 🪇
I'm annoyed with Angela thinking she is the only person allowed to know all the info. Like she's questioning Devens about telling Barrett about the Drew stuff, like he's not allowed to do anything without getting Angela's approval. 🖕🏼 #bb28
Assholes who make fun of people eulogizing their dogs: There aren't many places for folks to do that, and it's a big moment in some people's lives they weren't exactly ready for. So shut the hell up and let them do it.
Subscribe to Sharon's podcast! She does really good interviews. #bb28
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📢 EVICT LYRIC FOR BEING A HEALTH HAZARD #BB28 SAVE MELODY WHO NEVER PEES OR POOPS 📢
lyric: i have a secret to tell you, ive peed every time ive come in the shower and i dont feel bad about it not even a little bit cuz every one in this house is out to get me.. #bb28
I passed my driving test! I'm legal now! It was a huge PITA, because the redundancy is crazy. Like, I gave y'all all this info when I got my permit, why do I literally have to do all of it again? Including my picture, which I didn't expect. But I nearly threw up I was so anxious.
Spongebob Squarepants Driver's License
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Wish me luck on my driving test today! Yes, I have been driving for 30+ years, but I let my license expire and it's been so long I have to take the tests. Passed written, now driving. Practiced parallel parking this morning (ugh). I'm so nervous!
Clueless: Alicia Silverstone's 'Boy That Came Out Of Nowhere'
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This one plus the hug in the bunk room, WE HAVE TO KEEP THEM BOTH. They are so close to kissing, y'all. They have to stay in the house! 👩❤️👨💋 #bb28
Insane #bb28
My problem with #bb28 (well, one of my problems) is it's really hard for me to wind down to get ready for bed. I've been doing stuff all day long and keeping up with feeds/bsky all day long, and I have to get up early so I need to sleep. But I'm too wired! Can Dee sing me a lullaby?
Sulley from Monsters Inc: You Sleep
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Dear Diary, I hate Thog SOOO much. Flames! Flames on the side of my face. Breathi... breathle... Heaving breaths... #bb28
If I was in the house, instead of talking on the phone like Melody does, I would type on this old computer. I could talk so much shit and no one would know, but it would feel like getting it out of my head. #bb28
If I was in the house, instead of talking on the phone like Melody does, I would type on this old computer. I could talk so much shit and no one would know, but it would feel like getting it out of my head. #bb28
I had to do some crap on my car, and now my back is killing me, and I need Lala #bb28 to come over here and crack it like she did to Angela this morning. Someday I am going to get my friend to do this. One of the bad things about living alone, no one to scratch/pop/massage your back.
Chic Back: Chick with Pain
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Anyone taking advice on the game from Chuk deserves to lose. I think he seriously has not seen an episode. (Melody I'm sure is faking it with him, Lyric might actually listen.) #bb28
FAP? So that will certainly never get mentioned on the episodes. Because of Fuck Ass People, but also because of what FAP means otherwise. #bb28
I ran errands & I went to Jersey Mike's to try the chicken salad sub because of you guys #bbsky, but the picture (below) has these big chunks of chicken breast. It was not like the picture at all! It was like normal mushy chicken salad, which tasted good, but nothing like what I was expecting.