peach pit is edible right

richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d ago

post your worst draft

hate the prison industrial complex but then i read some of my old posts

E.T.’s finger was originally uncircumcised

furby eyes and mouth

CNN@cnn.com · 3w ago

Sen. Mitch McConnell says he was hospitalized on June 14 after a fall. His statement follows weeks of speculation about why he was in the hospital. https://cnn.it/4ydvtTT

.@fbi have had the macarena in my head for a week

the guy who does the minions voice is single

don’t care about the epstein files anymore just wanna know how love is blind: Poland became my fav franchise

i wish charles manson got to try coke zero

(graduating class of 2026 is booing me) I didn’t say you had to shoot EACH OTHER with the gun we give you! you could also shoot yourself with it! god

waiter said i look like Velma from scooby-doo :(

an airline where the pilot also cooks the food

we have enough ants. please pause all ant production.

I dont have enough plastics in my brain if I’m still thinking

actually, it is illegal to softly chuckle at your own joke

Lindt master chocolatier in the epstein files

are the olympics still going on? i don’t want google to think i’m a fucking idiot

(elmo voice) BIG KNIFE, SMALL WIFE

two wizards kissing

rudy giuliani is 70% tissue paper

HELEN LEFT A WATER RING ON MY COASTER

me & my cat

my labubu is missing :(

imagine absolutely despising every fiber of my being AND THEN you find out i also bought hitler.com

I have no other option but to make rice pudding.

WAKE UP you’re in a cash cab right now

(at universal) can Harry Potter sign my tits

no one talks about this, but… hitler was also ugly

“an orca is basically a sea panda” is some hot garbage i would put on twitter but NOT here

did a DNA test. Grimace (McDonalds) is my father

had subway for the first time in awhile and it’s all I can think about now