To make it sound less awkward Kemi Bad Enoch's new advisor would in future like to be referred to as a neo-Nazi *emeritus*.
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More of the same dad jokes/middle aged ranting as on the bird place. Fan of the good guys, enemy of the usual suspects. Likes Springsteen, West Ham, Europe-type stuff. 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇧🇦
'You know who else would have had people harping on about his past if he'd continued his political career?'
Someone on University Challenge from Guildhall School of Music, doing a Masters in Electronic and Produced Music, and he can't recognise Massive Attack album titles.
That's right. Wait until net-zero backers are binned and jailed neo-Nazis are in. *That's* the Kemi Bad Enoch Tory revolution of 2026 for you. The long road back to power starts in the gutter!
Reform UKs plan to use the Royal Navy to intercept migrant boats in the Channel brilliantly taken apart by ... er ... Nigel Farage
Elmo has now gone full Gru in Despicable Me. Don't have nightmares, folks, he's just another well-meaning, altruistic, aparteheid-raised, nonsensically rich loon who owns a bile-pumping global communications organisation. Nothing to stress about.
Sky News@news.sky.com · 14h agoSpaceX latest: Abandoned rocket about to slam into moon at high speed
Someone on University Challenge from Guildhall School of Music, doing a Masters in Electronic and Produced Music, and he can't recognise Massive Attack album titles.
I can't believe my house is on fire. That's why I'm moving into the garage with all the petrol cans in. Meanwhile - how powerful is that fan??
Your regular reminder that EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES.
"We've had a look at the competition, and we're confident we can beat them."
Oh mate. Ohhhĥh mate.... (and not being an Evertonian I'll pass on joining, thanks.
It might be a long shot but I'm going to go with... because he loves money more than anything else on the planet.
Your regular reminder that, just like the grass of the White House lawns ruined by this monstrosity having taken place, EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES. And time after time, people are too dumb to realise that yes, that applies to their pet project too. They deserve each other.
The State Department said it takes "full responsibility" for "hastily" altering and then presenting a map of Africa at a global AIDS conference that mislabeled every single country it highlighted. An analysis by Reuters found a watermark in the map image that suggests it was made with OpenAI.
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social 🎶 Poppymas is comin'... perhaps not coincidentally, today is also the anniversary of the day when that famous voice of the British people the leader of the DUP backed Remembrance Day being a Bank Holiday so we could all remembrance properly & dance round the big poppy.
Happy 7th birthday to someone thinking 'you know who really has their finger on the pulse of the mood of a Brexit-divided nation, and can pull people together? The DUP. Let's get Harry Cole to weave his magic too, that should sell it to everyone.' 😆🤡
"Kew Gardens has had a weather station since 1871. This July was, based on third party analysis of Met Office data collected at the site, the first calendar month on record where no rainfall was measured at Kew."
London's first month without rain
Plus: There's nowhere to bury the dead • London wants to keep its money • When will it stop being so damn hot • Who is to blame for turning off the air conditioning in the tower block?
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He looks pretty relaxed about the whole daylight thing for a vampire enthusiast.
On this day in 1856, London was divided into 10 postal districts, to speed up delivery. I know that because I just received a letter sent to all households affected, informing them of the change, second class.
If you wanted proof of just how awful and wasted your journalistic career had been, surely it's Lozzer Deposit calling you 'a mega brain, fantastically funny, witty, cutting and honest'.
Reform UK's deputy leader Richard Tice is being investigated by the parliamentary standards watchdog over an allegation he failed to declare a trip to Israel last September, funded by a pro-Israel lobbying group during a 22 June Commons debate about pro-Israel influence which he said was antisemitic
Richard Tice investigated by parliamentary standards watchdog
Tice says the complaint related to a debate on Israeli influence and whether he should have referenced his register of interests.
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Ticketholders for the cancelled tour of Trainspotting can instead see Replacement Bus Spotting: the Musical. www.whatsonstage.com/news/trainsp...
Trainspotting The Musical cancels tour
The show is currently running in the West End
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We're into August already and Reform are having such a total PR nightmare that the roundabout painters haven't yet found this summer's morale-boosting outlet for their deep seated issues. Will they resort to attacking bins after the Clacton by-election?