A faction on Bluesky is convinced that I am a British apologist for English pedophiles because I made a post saying that Americans don’t get to be self righteous about that kind of thing anymore
Fucked up how it took just 25 years to get this guy to be able to solve problems at the frontier of mathematical research
Americans really don’t get to be talking like this anymore
it’s amazing that there are ostensibly famous British people i never know about until they die and are remembered as a pedophile
Toddlers have inherent physical knowledge of the dance from Psy -Gangnam Style
INTERSTELLAR: CMON TARS the greatest space movie set piece ever. McConaughey: “Bless your heart”. Still leaves me cold. Three and one half stars.
OBSESSION: First movie I’ve seen shot so it would play well on TikTok instead of on theater screens. I’d hate this if Inde Navarrette wasn’t absolutely incredible in it. Three stars.
I am now “had trouble falling asleep because of arm soreness after playing too much pickleball” years old
HAMNET: There’s no real reason for movies like this to exist. One and one half stars
I’m excited for us to enter the era of thug mafia rent extraction from the big AI labs where you have to pay them protection money if you want to have secure software
Ludwig really made a S tier soundtrack that after I left the theater I was like “Yeah. S’okay” about because everything else in the movie was so incredible
I saw a sticker on a car that read PROTECT THE INNOCENT | END THE LIES | NO MORE KILLING and the fact that this was about pit bulls is why every American will be going to Hell
Of course the right is crashing out about a movie that’s deeply anxious about what happens when atheism and violence and inhospitality shatter the bonds of human fraternity
THE ODYSSEY (★★★★★): All of that stuff happened exactly like that in real life
We actually did finally get our Barcelona vs Real Madrid World Cup final, this time with Messi on the side of evil
It’s funny how everybody refused to recognize that France had built an exact rerun of the problems with that Messi Neymar Mbappe team that got better and won back to back champions leagues after they all left
PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026): They actually fucking shot this movie with LIGHT
I’m watching this video about an Iranian American guy with a Texan accent making barbecue out of Persian style sausage. This is the America they want to destroy and steal from you
It’s cool to have the World Cup running here so we can fully understand that we live in a shitty backwater petrostate dictatorship now
The White House launched 25 Freedom Fuel gas stations, all selling fuel at $3.47 a gallon.
I think the telemundo commentators might be even more biased toward Colombia than they are toward Mexico
Truthfully you’re not gonna get me to watch el señor de los cielos no matter how much you try