just throwing this out there without any plans for how your factory robots can defeat the decepticons that are already there? amateur hour

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 9h ago

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

if you all get this to 13 you win an artisanally handcrafted tirade

Mo 🌸📚@moplayspoke.bsky.social · 2d ago

1 like = 1 book question 📚💙

cis ppl don't know this but voice training actually includes rp lessons

The Independent@the-independent.com · 11h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

Well, it appears that, sometime in the last 17 hours, Gwen Pepperoni was suspended for the crime of pointing out Ken Jennings' transphobia.

we open on mamelta as the first victim of lake limna's great menace

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

instead of a sun sign each month now gets a transcendental etude

the maude translation describes anna karenina as having a "rather full figure" which means all the directors who haven't given us the bbw anna k are cowards

cool harebrained scheme you cooked up bro too bad in the hall of the mountain king just started playing

stavvy's world listeners in shambles

wint@dril.bsky.social · 4d ago

It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self

finished both the sci fi ulysses (wolfe's solar cycle) and actual ulysses on the same day stay tuned for my combined driussi-gilbert edition about how molly is severian's father in a previous divine year and scalding scylla is possessing bloom's pet cat

the 90s were a mistake

the trump curse remains undefeated

girls will see cristopher sanchez's wife's cape and say hell yeah

a red card for a simulation? your honor, if i may quote baudrillard

can't believe atlanta is about to be associated with an improbable last-minute come-from-behind victory from a billion-fan team that everyone else hates

I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either

when there's not a single team that'll add any of these pitchers to their 40-man roster then we can start with the kaepernick comparisons

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2mo ago

One side took a knee against oppression/oppressors. The other side stands to reinforce oppression. Nothing inconsistent about not being on the side of assholes

now watching

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

just can't put my finger on what most of the 2-day-long chicago outages have in common

now watching

when i'm explaining why x-2 is the best final fantasy

olive consumer@machete.gay · 2mo ago

most video games can be boiled down to playing dolls and, as a rule, the more a video game lets you play dolls, the better it is

casino royale (2031): to foil criminal financier le chiffre, james bond enters a high stakes cedh tournament

watching soviet war and peace and then this is radical centralism

he's looking at the visual storytelling

embarking on this four-day journey

there's a reason the best mtg format isn't called orb

Casey Explosion@caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Inventing a type of wizard who ponders cubes instead of orbs

she was the model

it'll be the 100th movie i watch this year so obviously i picked a czechoslovakian fairy tale

now watching