(( hoooooly fuck dk bananza is awesome (I finished it)

9999 GOLD????? A robbery !!!

[ burning you in turf pieces ] go to hell little buddy!

IN SIX DAYS…. KONG STRANDING

(( still incredibly funny to me that dk had no idea who Pauline was but he ended up continuing the Jumpman Cycle anyways

I always yearned for the mines, little buddy!

ME DONKEY. ME OPEN BIG CAN OF BEANS [ starts absolutely destroying the local landscape ]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

oooh oook ((what if there was a BIHG monkey….))

ok ooook (( i’m going to kill you. and then kill you again ))

ook ook ((Mario is a pussy ass bitch))

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