not a wrestling guy but i think you have to admit the WWE was right to put hell in a cell

buddhist rfk jr pulling over and hopping out of his car to run back and grab whatever's left of the buddha he met on the road

when the guy giving you jackoff advice says "drain your spank bank dry"

JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 14h ago

15 Girls So Gorgeous You Can't Take Your Eyes Off Them! Seductive Sex So Sizzling Hot You'll Drain Your Spank Bank Dry - 8-Hour Greatest Hits Collection

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint

bluesky users when there's jokes

Emoji Caresser@lizrummy.bsky.social · 16h ago

there's gotta be a way they can use this multiverse stuff to have spiderman do some fun twin towers gags like we were promised

kinda bullshit that the other guy didn't even come up with a funny new character to be. he just talked normal the whole time. doesn't seem fair

rob@ok-but-still.bsky.social · 17h ago

haley stevens is going to lose due to the cool kids. it's so fucked up when you think about it

waymo? of what? i expected a whole crew of drivers, each contributing their unique knowledge and expertise. i wanted to hear lively conversation full of friendly roasts and unfamiliar industry specifics. i got wayless. an empty tomb. a living death. app is easy to use. good for what it is ****/*****

you bought raw milk? are you out of your mind?? you know i only drink extra raw. no, no don't return it, it's fine. i'll just stir in some dirt from the yard

i really don't like having so much blood in me but my doctor says i gotta

joe just wants credit for managing to become this hateful despite his perceived genetic disadvantages

everything looks like it's got the same mouth feel as if you ate the nerds gummy clusters mascot

onion person@junlper.beer · 3w ago

ai food in these posters always looks like nightmare sequences in shows where someone will be eating what they think is delicious food but then they look down and turns out its maggots and other bugs

they should announce that they're doing a complete strategy overhaul for the general and then run the exact same campaign as the primary except now she's talking like Droopy Dog

Return of the Cmonmacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3d ago

I am begging Haley Stevens to pull a Cuomo when she loses. You need to waste more PAC money. I believe in you, Haley. You can do this.

every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about

boomers pulling the ladder up behind them and then lecturing everyone stuck at the bottom about how there's no such thing as ladders

Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social · 6d ago

Thank you Mr. Orangutan

last episode of the original George of the Jungle cartoon he hits that tree in the opening credits and just never gets back up

last episode of the original George of the Jungle cartoon he hits that tree in the opening credits and just never gets back up

scientists still have no idea when they're going to unchain me from this radiator. not as interested in science stuff in general as i would've expected either. mainly they smoke and yell at each other about money. that could be part of the experiment though

i didn't know what to do with myself after seeing this when it originally aired. i felt like i needed to call all my friends or put out a press release or something

Ryan Jung@turbodonkey.bsky.social · 3d ago

I think about this a lot.

CENOBITE WHO INTRODUCES YOU TO HELL: ...is that all hmm... chains, hooks... big maze.. leviathan.. ok, your hand's been up for a while ME: yeah sorry what did you say feels like cumming? CENOBITE (writing "Pain >>> Cumming" on a chalkboard): this is a really important one to remember

RIGHT: we're poisoning society to death so it can be replaced with one that exists only to enable our violent fantasies LEFT: we must strengthen society by expanding social services and expelling those who seek to kill it CENTER: so... the right gets what? nothing?? come on. let em kill it a little

sorry but "well behaved women seldom make history" is a dumb maxim. the same is true of trouble making women. people seldom make history. that's why it's notable

if i really killed one of the hostages, why would the others be so well behaved

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d ago

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

maybe this is what did it

they should announce that they're doing a complete strategy overhaul for the general and then run the exact same campaign as the primary except now she's talking like Droopy Dog

Return of the Cmonmacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3d ago

I am begging Haley Stevens to pull a Cuomo when she loses. You need to waste more PAC money. I believe in you, Haley. You can do this.

wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass