Guys. Just had my flatulence vaccine. Feeling a bit pooped right now but got through it. 😂

"Save the planet".... Let's build AI centres so my stupidity will be covered when I post shit. Make your minds up.

If I encounter an account by a politicised bullshitter that has no real skill but muckraking. I will block them. Journalists that want to write fear based media that don't allow a response. I will block you. Trans people. Try just being a person. Not living your life through oddities. ffs

Cycling home today I saw a car license plate that started MMB.... My first thought was somebody started writhing "MMMBOP" and then got distracted.

U2 releasing a new album. Thankfully I don't have an iPhone so I'm fairly sure the smug bastard won't be on my phone. 😂😂

So today was tough. Cycling in heavy winds and having to do thinking at work. This thinking lark is totally overrated. 😊

Donald Trump has been outed as an experiment. His brain was stolen and replaced with a top secret experiment code named. "Zero Intelligence". It has so far proven to be a resounding success.

I did some research into Genealogy and found an old family name was Sexton. Which apparently means they had Tons of Sex.... I inherited fuck all from those fuckers. 😏

Blocked by a tranny that is a bloke that posts sexual shit. Good.

Thing at work. "Nothing good comes from reading emails." We kinda expand this to "Nothing Good Comes From"..... Anything 😂

I was just checking my tattoos. My sleeve and full back tattoo...... Only joking. Never had a tattoo. Never will. I'm not a colouring book. My mind is. Not my body.

Pushing RSV jabs again. Pneumococcal, Covid and Influenza..... All the same fucking Jab.....none of them work.

The Cornell thing. I doubt I have the words to convey what I did in my youth. It was my first holiday abroad. Faliraki in Greece. A girl walked past our apartment block crying and in a mess. She was walking towards nowhere. I was about 21. The world was still weird to me. Youths on mopeds were...

Football. When corruption appears and everyone gets all angry. It's a shit sport. The teams have nobody from that area. Nobody. Man City? Where are they from? Stupid game with stupid fans.

Things I do that make me laugh. Yesterday I was waiting for a food delivery. Then I got a phone call and assumed it was a sales scam. Answered the phone pretending to be a pirate..... It was the food delivery guy. Who now thinks I'm living my life as a Pirate. Shiver me timbers.

Jack Smith is a fake hero. He's John Doe. Doesn't exist. When will you guys fucking learn.

When people scream "I'm Left wing, he's right wing. You're a centrist." Nah. I'm me. Screw you're labels. Some people will dance to the tune of the piper. I'd rather not.

"If they need a hero. We will give them a hero." Beware posting and praising your false heroes. They are in a club.

Esther Rantzen the disgusting paedo protector has died. Awful woman that was duplicitous. Good fucking riddance.

I got accused of using too much punctuation, in my posts. I do this, because I care. Some of my followers are severely asthmatic, I'm watching out, for you guys. 😁

Certain things perplex me. When people have to scream about their sexuality. I don't get that. How much of your life is actually spent having sex that it matters that much? Be you. That's enough.

If you still think that Covid was a "2 weeks to flatten the curve" and not a war against intelligent people. You really need to look at yourself. If you took more than 2 jabs...... Ffs. What is actually wrong with you?

Brad Pitt with the Heart of The Beast is that weird thing where the movie studios give a guy a movie solo. They have these weird ritual things they do. This is a bullshit spiritual Dog Star ritual.

Whenever September comes around I struggle. It's daft and unexplainable (to me). I call it my "September Blues". Some would say it's Seasonal Affected Disorder" or some such. It's partly why I desperately want to go on holiday in October usually. This year alas, I won't be. 😭

Oh no. It's Summer and really hot.... Climate Change..... Oh no It's Autumn and raining. Climate change. Oh noes, winter...... It's snowing.... Climate change. Stop being twats.

Okay. I'm pretty strong minded on this. Vaccines are bollocks, always were. It's magic penny syndrome. This is a weird cult based on fear. They started around 1900. The things they did were mental..... Did it improve? Nope. They marketed that bullshit better. A con is a con.

The more things change the more they stay the same. Nothing is new. Nothing. "Novel" virii? That should have rang alarm bells. Did it? No. Food poisoning? Media lying? Corrupt politicians? (your rose tinted glasses about any president are out of focus). Watch the show. It won't change. Ever.

Still fkn hilarious.

Girlfriend watching gymnastics..... My attempt at doing a forward roll and accidentally kicking our poodle in the face wasn't that impressive, apparently.

Yeah. I call bullshit. Moderna? 😂 The truth of what really happened during the scam has been whitewashed.