he ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory
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suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
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"the voters in my district prioritized a different issue" yea, we didn't support genocide
Rav@rvbdrm.com · 2d agoDan Goldman is having an argument with Ro Khanna. Goldman is alluding to why he lost his primary, but isn’t saying it directly.
here's are two photos of the hole situation over a period of time. i know i have one at the holes largest before it got fixed but i haven't found that one yet. it eventually got so, so much worse
Víctor@victcoca.bsky.social · yesterdayThe hole story was so funny
new episode where we talk about google pulling down its disastrous AI image editing tool they put into Google Earth, you can now bet on wild fire outcomes, and more
The Hole Hog
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100% of every public figure is due to someone realizing their time in the spotlight is almost up and they’re desperate for that to continue, and they realize the conservative ecosystem will turn you into a media figure if you promise to endanger as many trans people as possible
Lauren Theisen@laurentheisen.bsky.social · yesterdayon Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
haley stevens massive crash out post from last night already has more views than her gretchen whitmer endorsement post. is that good?
donald trump going to war with iran will go down in history as one of the most disgusting and evil actions by an american president in modern history
Max P III@blackballer.bsky.social · last wk.The US would have won this war if physical reality was totally different lol
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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The US would have won this war if physical reality was totally different lol
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i haven’t checked in awhile but oh my god that’s so bad lol, it’s barely been one month
God@thegodshow.com · 2w agoMore, please.
its really ramped up in the last week with a lot of influencers parroting the same “she’s growing on me!” language, its been very blatant but probably impacting the election for those less tuned in
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2w agoA dark money campaign is offering influencers $1,500 per post to attack Abdul El-Sayed and support Haley Stevens. Same exact dollar figure that was paid to attack @katmabu.bsky.social (Nobody ever found out who was paying for that campaign.) Gross, lazy and above all cynical shit.
A dark money campaign is offering influencers $1,500 per post to attack Abdul El-Sayed and support Haley Stevens. Same exact dollar figure that was paid to attack @katmabu.bsky.social (Nobody ever found out who was paying for that campaign.) Gross, lazy and above all cynical shit.
Secret paid influencer campaign backing Stevens floods Michigan Senate race
Rep. Haley Stevens and the Senate Democratic PAC said they were not involved in the effort to pay for user-generated content endorsing her.
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new episode where we talk about the current state of the gaming industry and the end of the age of the AAA game
Gamers, Ft. Michael Maurino
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · July 23 · 1h 15m
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remembering that time when gretchen whitmer went to meet at the oval office with trump
Politico@politico.com · 2w agoGretchen Whitmer endorses Haley Stevens for Michigan Senate seat
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haley stevens has been running one of the dirtiest campaigns of this 2026 cycle so far
Andrew Roth@roththereporter.bsky.social · 2w agoHaley Stevens’ campaign sends out a press release using Abdul El-Sayed’s campaign logo and graphics to tout the “endorsement” of Mike Rogers after CNN reporting on Rogers’ private assessment of the field. Rogers says it “doesn’t matter which socialist survives the Democrats’ brutal primary.”
i’ve been obsessed with the way he says “yoda” for a week now
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 2w agoTOMORROW: An All-New Episode of The Jim Haggerty Show
i love how centrists continue to do this thing where they say “if DSA becomes more front and center in the party, republicans will run on that!” as if the right doesn’t just say absolutely anything on and run on shit like peanut the squirrel or litterboxes in school bathrooms
the worlds dumbest man and most frequently found lying makes another amazing statement
Watcher Guru@watcher.guru · 2w agoJUST IN: Elon Musk says Grok will make a "full-length movie" of The Odyssey that is "historically accurate" by the end of this year.
centrist democrats love to be like “why has no one invented being annoying and scolding the left online yet”
doing the explicit rightwing pivot after the war in iran disaster and epstein files is absolutely incredible. good riddance!
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2w agoKANEW: “Bill Maher says he’s open to voting for Vance in 2028… Bill Maher is not your friend, Democrats. He’s John Fetterman with a talk show. Time to turn him off.”