I shot down an F-35

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Inuception. "A fella is like a virus, resilient, highly dangerous."

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Canine and a Half Weeks. "How does it feel like to bonk out of control?"

There's still plenty of cake left. Grab some before it starts glowing

Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus@jupiterquirinus.bsky.social · last yr.

Happy 1 million day. Marv from catering made a cake (warning: may contain pineapple) in the warehouse as the kitchen wasn't big enough. Sorry, no candles - Marv from 'Elf and Safety said warehouse fire suppression system wouldn't cope with it.

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Licence to Bonk. The name is Fella. James Fella."

Happy 1 million day. Marv from catering made a cake (warning: may contain pineapple) in the warehouse as the kitchen wasn't big enough. Sorry, no candles - Marv from 'Elf and Safety said warehouse fire suppression system wouldn't cope with it.

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Marv and Silent Marv Strike Back. "Fuсk Рutіn. Fuсk him up his stupіd ass!"

I'm out of the office for 2 days and come back to this pile of pizza invoices? What did I miss?

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is The Blues Bonkers. "We're on a mission from dog."

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Furrest Gump. "Mama always said, bonking was a part of life."

Fella is sick. I blame Marv from catering

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Pawrence of Arabia. "You're famed throughout the world for bonking in this way and this is the way you should bonk now!"

Sunday brunch in the Langley cafeteria

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Blade Bonker. "All those moments will be lost in time... like mobiks in mud..."

FCK PTN #russiaIsATerroristState

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Indifella Jones and the Sex Tunnels of Doom. "Bonk where I bonk, and don't touch anything."

What Engels doing

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is The Bark Crystal. "When single shines the triple sun, And bots retreat from tweeted fun, What was cope and seethe and spun, Shall be bonked raw - by Shibes for fun."

To those who were surprised that ruZZia couldn't protect its own airfields, just remember "What airdefense doing: the early years"

Still not nuked? Might have to settle for work as an alternative!

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Close Encounters of the Furred Kind. "Do you want me to bonk you? You let go of that fence!"

What was the [redated] night shift doing? Wrong answers only.

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Austin Fellas: The Spy Who Bonked Me. "Are you kidding, baby? I put the bonk in bonker, baby! Yeah!"

I have a feeling it's going to be another "interesting" day

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Reservoir Fellas. "Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bonk?"

Say hello to my little friend

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Bonkin' in the Rain. "Gotta bonk! Gotta bonk! Langley rhythm, it's got me, everybody bonk!"

What trains doing

Sunday brunch in the Langley cafeteria

Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Marvat: Cultural Learnings of Langley for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Nafonia. "My name Marvat. I like you. I like sex tunnels. Is nice!"