remember when olivia rodrigo was HOH #bb28

today randomly being a great day omg I got two (2) compliments on my jacket and also I found out I’m getting a $5k raise????? they must have smelled that I applied for a different job lmfao. and yes these two things are of equal importance to me

love when politicians send a little photo with their fundraising texts. rly tickles me. like did he pose for this? who took it? how many outtakes were there? were there notes between takes? “James, let’s try a little more pensive, a little less like you’re about to vomit”

And if I said all movies should take place on the days leading up to Halloween, then what?

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fuck. I talked all that shit about the new taylor songs but I do have pink clouding stuck in my head. FUCKKK

just remembered devens and drew talking about their games and devens being like "you can say they were the icons but I was their guy" and drew said "I WAS THEIR ANGEL" mfnkghdnjsm #bb28 deeply unserious endgame happening here

whenever I live tweet my workday just know I'm imagining u all as coworkers with me

been driving to work a new way recently bc I discovered I don't have to get on the highway at all and it takes me the same amount of time. stopped at a donut shop otw and the cashier was gay as helllll I hope she clocked me. queen I will be returning do NOT worry. I am in love with you

got to work and literally no one is here what tha HELLLLLL

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[currently hoh] over haley crying is just *chefs kiss* #bb28

Angela doing all this but they called Taylor the aggressive one……okkkkkkk #bb28

WOAH

actually watching the ep because I’m at my parents house and she put it on . why was it so delayed #bb28

Just judging by the Taylor segment vs the Drew segment... She's far more ready to defend her game to a jury than he is. #BB28

seeing dan and phil on tour and then walking by my freshman dorm building is so harrowing

DAN AND PHIL ARE SO TALL AND ALSO REAL???? crazy

dan and phil show delayed allegedly bc of fire alarm. fog machine set it off. ijbol.

seeing dan and phil tour tonight and it’s at a venue that I live so effing close to. like the show is in 2 1/2 hours but it’ll take me less than 10 minutes to get there so idk what to do with myself right now. feels like I’m in a liminal space. like squidward in that one spongebob episoder

skyler gisondo best supporting actor nom forthcoming I’m being so serious. HUGE for me and my close personal friend jared from booksmart.

allison@jurymgmt.bsky.social · 2d ago

omw 2 see primetime

omw 2 see primetime

I hate when body horror is just like. look at this old wrinkly person!!! isn’t that scary and gross!!!!!!! anyway one episode into the new AHS and I feel like I’m in for a rough ride this season

was the love hypothesis the star wars fanfic one or am I thinking of another book

AHS theme song playing on my tv. all is right with the world. WHCHHSHHCHKK

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put on american horror story and immediately laughed out loud at the opening counting to 13 and all the 13s everywhere. thank god this stupid fucking show is back

went to the thrift store bought some things now I’m getting whataburger and I’m about to scroll on phone sooooooo hard when I get home

4:43 PM on a friday. I'm the only person in the office everyone else left. playing music out loud. supermassive black hole just came on. OOOOO BABY DONT YA KNOW I SUFFA

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Taylor is winning part 3, cutting Patrick and winning the season. #bb28

did she develop a severe allergy to writing good bridges or something like what is happening. I think she's spending too much time with that man and his CTE might be contagious