“I ain’t doing shit. Why not?” Used to have my ass in some adventures.

Once they told Levardis Robert Martyn Burton no? Jeopardy might as well be cancelled never to be seen again.

Lookin each an every way…🤭

Zora Neale Hurtin’ 📚🔮✨@alexaesperanzaa.bsky.social · 4h ago

I stay opening this app in the middle of a kerfuffle.

The fuck happened to Perez Hilton?! 😂😂😂

What day this happe?!

Gripyoncé@msnic0315.blacksky.app · 5h ago

Yall don’t have motion, ur mean, on heroin, and have dumb opinions but callin everyone else uneducated. Aight

I hated school. However, a fresh box of Crayola 64 With built In sharpener did make you a superstar for the day. 😂

This is my kind of get back.

Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️@pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 6h ago

This is the type of behavior that made your wife want to die on you. I'm glad she's free.

I miss the cruelty from the Sims 3. “It looks like more people are going to die. I’ll just stay.”

This is shit my friends could see me doing.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 11h ago

Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients

I need a Boondocks 1-3 rewatch.

Wait. What? Don’t. Fuck. This. Up. 😳😳😳

1980s TV Series 'Jem and the Holograms' Getting an Unexpected Revival at Amazon

The show ran for a total of three short but critically acclaimed seasons in the mid '80s.

parade.com

People who go by Al may want to capitalize, or go by Albert/Aloysius. That l and I? I have to look thrice.

You ever see that orangutan using soap, and sharing it with everybody?

Let me get on my mama. Why are you asking about crutches?

Cocaine Quarterback was a fun watch.

Yelling down the hall… ***COME ON GET INVOLVED TILL THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED… *** (Uhh…) HANG AROUND WITH SCOOBY DOO! He puts up with A LOT. 🤭

Now I got zombie questions. So do you get ate? How do you join? How they know the difference? Either way I’m gone die.

Train to Busan? Consider me dead.

Raphael Phaasiq@rize4eva.bsky.social · yesterday

Zombies really can't run🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾

I order any chicken that has a bone. Having to order 4 wings because you know one will be broken? Pass.

Introverts are kind of like cats. Either we like you or we don’t, and will fight you if you try too hard. You have been warned.

They Arby’s sandwich looks AI, and dog food…the kind Gertie was eating on Good Times.

My grandfather is the first person that I am experiencing grief. “I just go to church to look cute.” 😂🥹

Not Willie Nelson house burnt down and he got Trigger, and his guitar case of reefers.

Ponzi schemes are wild. What makes you think that you can keep going? Just start a MLM if you want to pyramid crime.

“Maybe yo baby done made some other plans…”

Albumism@albumism.com · 4d ago

What are the first song lyrics that come to mind when you see this album cover? album.ink/SWtalkingbook

Looking at this picture I drew of He Man Jr. last year. Why is it kinda accurate to the movie? I even got the hair right. 🤭

Bring back new music Tuesday. Give people an opportunity to enjoy the music, and tell others for a good week.

lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d ago

Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.

“Everything is right is America… If you’re all white in America…”

Ⓐnarchohoodism 🐈‍⬛ 🏴@161bklyn.myatproto.social · 4d ago

Amerikkka, great place to live…. If you're privileged.

I always wanted to start a cult, but I could never find a face for it. Introvert problems?