Ducky 🦆
@justducky.bsky.social
GenX as fuck. Riding my own melt. No one sings like you anymore… 🩵FG🌺 https://ngl.link/justducky2
I can’t. I just can’t pull it off tonight. Sorry.
Jen M(s) 🌸🎉@jenetmms.bsky.social · yesterdayI'm too tired to be cute, someone else do it
Spider-Man, in his particularly fetching black costume, chasing down the Hobgoblin, by Charles Vess, 1992.
She could lightly lob the ball over the net and it would probably kill me.
Phase Blowly@phaseblowly.bsky.social · 2d agoObligatory.
Sounds like a bit of an uphill climb to me.
Greg the Miller@gregthemiller.bsky.social · 5d agoin a meeting where someone is invoking The Myth of Sisyphus, chat is that good
1, somewhere between 3 and 4, and 3. Although I prefer seafood over steak.
Faith—@ohfaith.bsky.social · yesterday1. 3. 3.
My latest obsession is watching videos of guys making cowboy hats. I’d never wear one, but it’s pretty cool to see them take a shapeless piece of felt and turn it into a finished product.
They’ll come around and be more accepting eventually.
Steffen Rayburn-Maarup@rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 3d agoI don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
Me, to my boss regarding a customer: “You handle this one, I don’t speak crackhead.”
1 like = 1 ridiculously mundane fact about me that you’ll probably forget about 37 seconds after reading it.
Maple Geekette🩷💜💙@maplegeekette.bsky.social · 2d ago1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me
Damn, babies being born 73 years old these days.
Pandy Fackler@thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3d agoI met a baby named Leon today
My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.
The older I get, the more ridiculous I want my professional wrestling to be. Lean into the silly shit. The wackier, the better.
Danhausen vs Dirty Dominik Mysterio in a Real Human Monies On A Pole Match isn’t even the 5th most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen on a pro wrestling show.
