"Yooooo. Justice for the righteous, dude. I'm the righteous by the way."
"I'm not blind to love, dude."
"Yoooo I won a banana from this online contest."
She's eating a slice of apple pie, her head bobbing up and down to the beat of a song.
"Making, baking, and shaking, dude."
"Lady Justice might be blind, but so am I!"
"Yeah! Wait, how'd you know? I never said I was! Did something give me away?"
"YOU'RE A VAMPIRE?! WOAH....that's like....rad as fuck, dudette...."
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"Man, that's cool." Resting her chin in her hand with a smile. "WAIT WHAT-"
"Yeah. This isn't even in the top one-thousand injuries! Anyway, what are you? Come on! Tell me!"
"You're a what?!" Looking up in the wrong direction. One of the lenses to her sunglasses has popped out and blood gently trickled from her nose.
"Damn. I thought I found a vampire. You're just a normal person! Sorry for bothering you, dudette." Turning around to walk away before smacking right into a wall.
"Are you going to burn in it like Dracula?"
"What's popping, dudes and dudettes?"
"Yooooo! It's Sunday! Sunday Funday, am I right? Anyway, I wish I could fucking see."
"Good afternoon, dudes! I'm here! Now the party can get started!"
"Exactlyyyyy! Always look on the bright side of life, Beelzebub! Could've been worse! You could've been chained down there and starved."
Beelzebub, The Real One@thegreatfly.bsky.social ยท last yr."๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ข๐๐ฌ ๐จ๐ ๐๐ฑ๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ง๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐๐๐ซ๐๐ ๐ '๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐๐ฒ'... ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ, ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐๐ฎ๐๐ข๐๐๐ซ, ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐-"
"You don't wanna go on holiday again? Damn. I thought you had fun...."
Beelzebub, The Real One@thegreatfly.bsky.social ยท last yr."๐๐ก, ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐๐! ๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ... ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ ๐จ ๐๐๐๐ค ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฌ... ๐๐๐ก๐๐ก๐..."
"I could care less, man. Forgive and forget, Beel. Forgive and forget."
Beelzebub, The Real One@thegreatfly.bsky.social ยท last yr."๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ, ๐ข๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ... ๐๐จ๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ." ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข ๐ข๐ธ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฆ. "๐๐จ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ... ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐?"
"Man, I love greeting random people. Also, this brings into question if I'm blind, but I really wouldn't worry about that when like....I'm a demon."
"Yooooo! It's Beel! What's popping, dudette?"
"I'm fucking blind I have no clue if that girl is pulling my leg or not, but we ball."
"Nice to meet you too, your majesty."
"Cool beans, dudette. I'm Justice the Awesome Demon. Or Justice the Blind if you want to be a major asshole for no reason."
"Nope! I don't know you either. If it's a crime to say "evening", then I'm the #1 criminal in hell and the world."
