say what you want about AI but it’s really helping me thin out my social media followings
Justin Bailey
@justinbailey.bsky.social
Promotions Assistant / A&R @ Tinderbox Music • Hay Bales the Producer • National Treasure Enthusiast • He/Him • Bucks In Six 🦌
The accounting department for a streaming platform with “Lucky Number Slevin” on it absolutely hates to see me coming.
The Minneapolis Police Department is acting as personal armed security for a Nazi with an “I HATE N***ERS” sign driving around downtown right now. Jacob Frey is a failure of a mayor.
18 people walked into a voting booth inside of a liberal arts college less than six blocks from where ICE agents executed a man earlier this year and voted for Mike Lindell yesterday lmao
if you vote for Angie Craig today I cordially invite you to catch these hands
just drove down Portland from Franklin Ave to Minnehaha Pkwy without hitting a single stoplight
me (turning on a yellow) and the guy honking at me (driving thru a yellow)
people say they have anxiety but also turn their read receipts on it’s like are you even trying??
if anyone is considering moving into a non-air-conditioned garden-level apartment in south minneapolis right now I can unfortunately confirm that would be a terrible idea ☹️
A professional pedicab driver is offering free rides on Lyndale Ave—Tues 6-10 pm—for interested members of the media, elected officials, & regular folks. If you aren't brave enough to ride, it's an admission the current Lyndale is a menace to public safety and needs to be fixed.
Conor McGregor blows his knee apart in first THREE SECONDS of #UFC329 and promptly loses lmaoooo couldn’t have happened to a better guy!! 🤡🤡
therapy as a 31 year old white guy is sometimes “please help me process this trauma response caused by an irrational fear cultivated during my childhood” and other times it’s “listen to this twenty minute soliloquy about the economic and emotional impacts of the Giannis Antetokounmpo trade”
sitting in my Ford Focus smoking a Marlboro behind the Fine Line listening to Tedeschi Trucks
my first ever comedy show and my first show in FOUR years! super excited to be doing this. it’s a ways out, but so excited to share this with everyone. hope to see you soon.
Easy Target Booking@easytargetbooking.bsky.social · 4mo agoPRESENTING BONUS JOY - A NEW COMEDY VARIETY SHOW! AUGUST 21ST 2026 @ TURF CLUB SAINT PAUL Come join us to bring a little Bonus Joy to your week. Tickets and more info: bit.ly/bonusjoytix
rural midwestern city planners when they have to name a county road after they’ve already used “Townline” and “Town Hall”
what if every road in Minneapolis was rendered useless by ongoing construction projects and we just couldn’t get anywhere in a timely manner anymore? would that be cool and fun?
new personal hell just dropped (maple grove Costco at 10am on Wednesday)
Courtney Barnett is playing songs to me in St Paul right now
fun news: i am booking shows again! nothing announced currently, but keep an eye on @easytargetbooking.bsky.social real soon!
*four hours and thirty emails into my workday* Google:
Wait A Minute, Who Are You? - Iconic Kid Meme
ALT: Wait A Minute, Who Are You? - Iconic Kid Meme
static.klipy.com
love how Instagram has a setting for quite literally anything you could ever imagine when uploading a reel but ignores basically every single one you selected when posting it 🤪
everybody wants to work in the music industry until it's 3:12 PM on a Friday and you're sending an email to a middle-aged white man in Boston who writes rocksteady / reggae music asking him to hire you for a promotional campaign 🤪
just watched an opossum take a shit outside our egress window #Nature