Enjoy spending a fucking trillion and finishing fifth you lucky fucks.
justkunk
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UX design at YouTube. Penn State soft boi. MLS sicko. Philly sports watcher and hater. Sincere pumpkin farmer.
Liverpool are the luckiest fucking club on the planet. Give me a fucking break with your horseshit celebration Szoboszlai.
My dad taught me that a man should be able to make all manner of breakfast and I took that to heart.
Had an insomnia night and fell asleep at 3:30am. Girls lost a game they dominated for dumb reasons and I got surly, which created bad vibes and I need to drink weed beverage and wash my brain out with soap.
Leave in to the incompetence of Manchester United to make me grudgingly excited for the return of the Premier League.
This Savinho sale is one of the most blatant, most disgusting examples of financial manipulation I’ve ever seen. The Premier League is utterly crooked.
“I don’t get why my code won’t compile,” is not a phrase I ever expected to say as a UX designer.
These people must be stopped. Stop fucking changing things. Jesus Christ I love this league and I also hate it so so so much.
Pablo Maurer@mlsist.bsky.social · 4d agoNew: MLS is planning another potential overhaul to its playoff system, one that could involve as many as 20 teams, feature a "double-elimination" component along with a mess of other changes. Nothing finalized yet. Full details from me on @us.theguardian.com: www.theguardian.com/football/202...
I am Silas Marymount Peppercorn, and this is my wife, Moronica
Apple now has roughly 2 cameras at every game now, so you basically never get a useful replay of disputed calls.
@tombogert.bsky.social Watching this Dallas game and randomly started wondering… will Paxton Pomykal ever play in the league again?
Do you know how elite you have to be to get Damiani a brace?
I fully understand we were lucky to get what we did, but I wonder what Cav will be worth by the time he goes…
Night of soccer and the end of summer call for a classic Trader Vic recipe Mai Tai
I ask how many teams in MLS have embarrassing stadium situations and get this gift.
Soccerwise@soccerwisehq.bsky.social · last wk.The turf at Soldier Field for Chicago Fire vs Portland Timbers… The Bears played in Chicago yesterday.
Any NYCFC result that takes place in Mickey Mouse ass stadium is as invalid as it should be embarrassing.
“Tracy, NBC universal has acquired the film rights to the YouTube clip, "man loses pants on trampoline." How would you like to be the voice of Gaboing, the evil wizard who would take jumping away from jumpland?”
Mashable@mashable.com · last wk.Inde Navarrette, Christopher Abbott, and Adam Driver headline Marvel's rebooted mutant team, arriving in theaters May 5, 2028.
Younger one asked if I’d sleep in the family room with her so she could watch soccer with me. 😭