They say when you get stung by a jellyfish, you're supposed to pee on it. I did. It just made the jellyfish mad.
Just Mike
@justmike.bsky.social
Four score and 7 years ago.... A woodworker and a troublemaker.
My clothes may not look gay, but I do keep them in the closet.
TV ad: do you have any degrading videos? My mind: like cuck stuff? It turns out, they just want to convert your film to digital video before the film degrades too much.
I decided to get out of bed today, so now I'm everyone's problem.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a 3rd time... does it go back to you? It doesn't stay with me, does it? That doesn't seem right.
William Shatner came out with a line of lingerie, but Shatner Panties don't seem to be selling very well.
Who agrees to go on a hike when the real feel is 101? Apparently this guy. The path we went is 90% shade, so it wasn't terrible.
Kink list except it’s a secret 🤫 1. Sure 2. Sure 3. Yes 4. Not really 5. Mmhmm 6. Yes 7. Sure 8. No 9. Perhaps 10. Yes Comment & I’ll send the list
That first light of day that wakes you up is classified as ultra violent light.
4 years ago today, I was looking at glaciers and icebergs in Iceland. I really want to go back
Maybe he wanted the reflecting pool to look like this in June because he thought we were celebrating algae-btq month.
Did i install a sex swing in my garage? Mind your own damn business
