okay well i asked the bugs in my floorboards and they agreed that it's normal so you're outnumbered.
do not drink.
@juttlejuice.bsky.social
"You really think someone would do that, just go on the Internet and tell lies?" Rattlers DNI pfp WAS from here: https://youtu.be/VOuw21CJ5As then it WAS by @silversylveon.bsky.social now it's by me. also this: https://juttlejuice.straw.page
i probably shouldn't be endorsing this, but i wonder if joining NSFW servers makes your Discord account more likely to be spared.
wowwww, it's just a vocal stim why are you getting so mad?? so what if i like yelling "ACTIVE SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING"
*is met with the natural consequences of my actions* why would Adam Sandler do this to me.
one day, i will yell "GET 'ES ASS" and at least two people will listen and turn a poor sucker into a Victim.
if you drink too much milk The Cows will Sense it inside your body, causing unpredictable consequences.
imagine if GTA 6 fimally releases and the graphics are on par with Pokémon Sword/Shield.
where's the exact line drawn between "limited edition" and "no longer in production."
they're not copyright violations, they're just illegally distinct from the inspiration material.
hot take but i miss the old r/losercity. ever since the mod drama, there's been a whole lot more hot furry art due to the OC loophole, and a whole lot less shitposts. it's sad to see because nowhere else can you find such analysis on internet fandoms than under a post flaired "Skibidi Hawk Tuah."
stayed up most of the night raiding The End with a good friend in a small YouTuber's world. i bring this up because while we were bridging, i sent a message to said friend saying "a plumber taught me this." before full sprinting into the void in front of him. (keepinv's on and i had tp perms)
ever thought about how well dressed most of the PVZ zombies are?
"dropping buckets" should become a phrase that's used as the opposite of "drop in a bucket." it's so significant that it's comparable to dropping a bucket's worth of water on the ground.
imagine a Bernie Sanders cameo. the media it would be in is irrelevant, just imagine him doing a cameo.
you ever think about how- *turns red* WAIT, NO, I'M SORRY, AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH *dissolves into nothing.*
if you were born after December 21, 2012 you are not real, and are, in fact, a sham, a decoy, a false narrative, all designed to make the REAL people age faster.
drinking liquids with a pH level of 0 is bad for you, PROVE. ME. WRONG.
shoutout the Frisbee dog from Wii Resort that would give you an attitude if you threw so poorly they couldn't catch the disc.
don't EVER walk into secluded forests late at night, kept hearing some voice say "look at the tree" bitch what tree there's thousands of them here.
lowkey i'm running out of ideas for shitposts rn, so imma just repost some older stuff.
how do i as a cis man explain to a barber that i want her haircut. i think it's androgynous enough for me to pull off.
on this day 25 years ago Jay Z released an album in collaboration with Kanye West named "The Blueprint." here's a picture of the Twin Towers to stay relevant.
the real cure for depression They don't tell you about is being EVIL. and the flaming skeletons. necessary accessory.
apparently i accidentally ate half cooked chicken three hours ago.
one of my cousins straightened her obnoxiously curly hair just to replicate my hairstyle and i never felt so flattered.
YOU! *points* EXPLODE! COMBUST! TURN INTO NOTHING BUT TINY PIECES OF YOUR FORMER SELF! GET INSTANTLY CRUSHED FLAT BY A COMEDICALLY LARGE AND HEAVY PRISM AS IT FALLS DOWNWARD AT A SPEED OF 9.8 m/s DIRECTLY ABOVE YOUR BODY. and LIVE.