Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad. Coffee veteran. Spreadsheet guy.
With all due respect to my Red Socks, it’s time for the Padres now.
No private jets except to rush Joey Votto from city to city so he can call at least half the games.
Kruk and Votto in the same booth? The rest of the day is going to be such a letdown, booth-wise.
Oh so Microsoft broke cut paste and drag in Excel? Great job, Bill.
Justin Verlander: I want a final start and a few retirement celebrations with my family and my teammates wearing silly tshirts of my insta pics then everyone cries Max Scherzer: you will drag my lifeless body off the mound after I’ve bitten the manager & punched the pitching coach
Max Scherzer just met with media here in Toronto. He’s going to make a decision on his future in the offseason, but wanted to pitch with his kids in attendance at Rogers Centre one more time Sunday, just in case. #BlueJays
Can’t wait to do this again next year!
I am sobbing, just for transparency
Shot of Scherzer’s kids playing rock paper scissors. If they’re anything like their father that’s the most competitive RPC match you’ll ever see.
Erica May-Scherzer pestering her kids to pay attention is so relatable.
Took my niece out of my sister’s hair for like two hours and retuned her very gently skunked. Worst uncle ever?
I only interview people who are trying to work in coffee. If you bring your own iced coffee I have questions.
Just rocking out to soft 80s new wave hits in my car like the gay dad from Euphoria.
It’s dumb that Orioles fans sing the riff to Seven Nation Army with “Oh”s when the chorus of Tarzan Boy by literally Baltimore is right there.
My Spanish isn’t great but Vlad is just posting through it, right?
Taking a rest from ball by turning off my losing ball team so I can catch up on my podcasts I’m behind on which are also related to ball.