John Schultz

@jwschultz.bsky.social

I’m here for CFB twitter

We live 1.0 miles from Stadium & Main, and the first two cars, both BMWs, to leave our block were out of here less than 16 minutes after the game ended. I’m blaming those guys.

A fancy BMW turning off Barnard Rd onto Mershon Dr (not a regular BMW, you could tell)

I accidentally proposed a play date for my 4-y/o at the Game Over Gala for the AADL’s Summer Game, and the dad I was with took note that multiple people complimented my shirt in the few minutes before we bailed to a quieter location. So: impress your Dad Friends! Buy War on Cars merch!

Fietser@americanfietser.bsky.social · 4w ago

The War on Cars has a new store! I'm not saying you need to redo your entire wardrobe, but the beanie is cool as hell, the logo shirt is heavily discounted, and the mug lets you make your vest wearing, pickup truck owning, desk job working coworkers uneasy at the next meeting. thewaroncars.store

Washtenaw BoC meeting has been something else tonight. DOZENS of anti-abortion commenters came to complain about a potential millage prop that would (if approved) give some money to PP and now that Commissioner Crystal Lyte gets to respond, near midnight, she is uncorking on them. Hell yeah.

It’s fun that they’re trying out the “Runner on Second PLUS ~Wacky Ball~ in extras” combo in this Tigers-Cubs game, but I’m surprised they’re just jumping in midseason before a trial in the minors or something

I’ve always thought of nut and peanut allergies as the bad ones because there are some scary cases of terrible reactions to minor exposure, but my son has both plus a dairy allergy, and dairy is more annoying by miles.

I am an obnoxiously careful driver in my neighborhood, like I annoy someone every day by going under 25 on the long street people use as a cut-through. Last week in our van I completely missed a man and his 60-lb dog waiting to cross until I saw the yellow xwalk lights he had activated, to my left

eke@eke.bsky.social · 3mo ago

the diagrams and actual footage of how the A pillar can basically result in you never seeing a pedestrian on your front left walking through a crosswalk is chilling

Just saw a man checking out at Your Ypsilanti Meijer Store in a very vintage Coach and Four t-shirt and was very tempted to ask if I could “take a picture of it for the internet.”

Hey, do we think the silly beans who work on this app know that your feed scrolls all the way to the top if you open a photo and turn the phone sideways to make it big enough to read any of the text?

Have had a classist thought about itemizing deductions this morning, but the class I am ist is the paid-off, Prop-A’d NIMBY class trying to lock our city in amber, so I don’t feel bad about it.

It’s okay, everybody. I realized Michigan had scored once during each beer I drank in the first and I had stopped drinking because armsleep. But kid’s in bed now so I ran to get another during the PP and had taken my first sip when Perron scored, and: I am on my 4th now.