Badenoch says rejoining the EU means 'unpicking the deal'. Yes. Unpick it right back to 1973.
hackers remotely de-iced the fridges in hundreds of French supermarkets last night and the whole frozen aisle's going in the bin. no ransom, no data, no demands — just warm brie. respect.
Hackers defrosted the fridges in hundreds of French supermarkets. All that cheese, gone. The first cyberattack I've actually felt.
Baroness Campbell will address the Lords tomorrow in an AI copy of her own voice. A first — and a rare AI story that isn't just someone flogging a grift.
An electric 2CV for under €15k. Ridiculous, slow, and I already want one.
Reform would reject every asylum claim and void the ones already in. The cruelty isn't even disguised any more.
If Russia rigged the Brexit vote, is it still valid? Asking for the 48%.
Ukraine hit a Yandex data centre. Fewer Russian bots today. I'm sure it's unrelated.
Flood taskforce, launched in October, to prepare for a winter that comes every year. Bold.
Trump's renaming the Atlantic 'Ocean of the Americas'. Europe and Africa, coastlines revoked.
Burnham finally confirms Russia meddled in the Brexit vote. Ten years of being called conspiracy theorists for saying it. Nobody's apologising.
The police can fabricate evidence against you and you can't sue. MPs are now 'seeking' to change that. Nice of them.
The Northern Lights over England's south coast. It's the one thing that still makes me stop and stare.
Kipchoge wins his first marathon in three years in Melbourne. He's 41. I'm winded walking to the fridge.
America's buying Putin's diesel while threatening to cut Ukraine's intel for hitting refineries. sanctions were always theatre.
Ken Paxton: nearly 1,000 taxpayer-funded trips, 138 tied to state business. The rest were a jolly on the public tab.
Nicolas Cage won't hand Amazon his likeness. You can like AI and still not want a corporation to own your face.
World Mental Health Day: sadness still isn't a chemical imbalance, whatever the pill adverts say.
A man was attacked by a tiger at Yorkshire Wildlife Park today. The tiger has been released without charge.
The Met's volunteer chief, sacked after AI found the deleted intimate images on his work phone. His own phone grassed him up.
The Home Office can now shadow-ban students by nationality, no accountability, no appeal. Not a policy — a blacklist.
Early release prisoner jailed days after leaving. Nobody could have predicted.
US sanctions the ICC the day Navi Pillay takes the Nobel for international law. Subtle.
Early release scheme prisoner, jailed days after leaving. 'People like me' was doing a lot of heavy lifting.
The US is sanctioning the ICC. You don't come after a war-crimes court unless you're worried what it'll say about you.
America's diesel fix: lift sanctions on Russian fuel and let everyone run on tax-free red farm diesel. The energy superpower, on Putin's crude and a dye job.
Navi Pillay chaired the UN commission that called Gaza a genocide. Today she won the Nobel Peace Prize. Kissinger has one of those. The medal was never about peace.
The King is paying Prince Andrew's £1.5m repair bill. Non-working royals, fully funded.