Jym
@jymfox.com
Owner of an orange car (Much better than a) owner of a broken car
Don't you hate it when they park an MRI machine in your favourite parking space
Remember earlier this year when it rained for one entire month, I was like, if they DARE tell us there's a drought and do hosepipe bans this summer I swear... But now it's like, yeeah fair enough
When I get the baguette and drink from Greggs and they ask if I want to add a sausage roll for £1 and I say no they always look at me like I just punched their mother in the eye They're only £1.30 normally it's not THAT good of a deal for something I didn't even come in for LEAVE ME ALONE
Listening to this song where he says "talks like an angel, moves like a tango" and originally I thought he said "talks like an angel, moves like a tank, though" which completely changes the meaning but are objectively better lyrics
I've never seen the country, or maybe even the entire world, as united as it is right now over the downfall of Infantino Could this be how we achieve world peace
I turned the washing machine on at midday, it said it would take 1 hour and 30 minutes, and at exactly 1:30... it finished This has never happened, in history, to anyone. Today must go down in history as the day a washing machine didn't lie
Genuinely the only movie I can think that might fit the criteria, and even then... six is a stretch I once again maintain that six times is too many times to watch any non-Nick movie
Utility Vehicle Jammed in Tunnel
ALT: Utility Vehicle Jammed in Tunnel
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$ex Toilet the Ying Yang Man@redicnomad.bsky.social · 6d agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
My main problem with sport is there's always someone trying to stop you winning, in football there's other guys stopping you scoring a goal, in cricket there's fielders everywhere catching the ball and stopping you scoring I could go on, I think there's examples of this in almost every sport
There's always a reason to count on you And there's always a REISEN for the CHOCOLATE CHEW
Google Photos Showed My Penis To Everyone In The Hot Tub will be the title of my memoirs
Speaking of hot foxes, did anyone else think it was kinda hot how Fox McCloud scratches his face with his screwdriver I don't have a gif to hand just agree with me
I saw a pine marten on the TV out the corner of my eye so I excitedly turn only to find misleadingly marten-coloured monkeys, fuck this show
I guess there's a new Odyssey movie and suddenly everyone's making Odyssey jokes like I'm meant to know what's going on, I know absolutely nothing about the Odyssey, am I meant to? No one has ever mentioned it until this week
I really need a new garage door but that's just too manly of a phone call to make I guess it'll just never happen
Checking the MOT status of my old car to make sure they're looking after him No advisories, only 3000 miles in the last year, he's living the easy retirement life after 7 years of my nonsense