jimmy cracked corn & i don't care

after just 2 seconds of kissing... i shot my web all over him! 😭

speak no evil

hear no evil

see no evil

sign the devil’s book to sell your soul to seal the deal, just kiss his hole then name your price, he’ll grant the task any power you want, no questions asked

who’s ready for spooky season?

what's a drink between friends?

thirsty, stranger? come wet your whistle.

eye swallow my pride like a good boy should

breath in & blow it out

it's hoodie weather. breezy.

something heavy has been weighing on my mind

the leaves have fallen & i fell for you

are you more of an autumn or a winter? today all cocks are equal. happy equinox

getting high on my own supply

hot racking: more sailors than bunks. you crawl in as the last guy rolls out. the rack’s still warm & molded to his body, your head where his was, your ass where his was. his heat & scent soaked into the sheets. you sleep, then leave it exactly like you found it for the next guy

you’re the FNG? welcome to the suck.

i get all my best ideas in the shower

good morrow! i woke up gorgeous... unfortunately

men look so funny kicking their… what do you call ’em? feet! two legs won’t get you very far down here but your cock can take you all sorts of places

he’s pissing. i’m drinking. that’s romance!

this, monsieur, is versailles.

the sultan only has eyes for his janissary

call my name through the cream and i'll hear you scream again black hole sun, won't you cum

what the bathhouse bans lies open on the futon only the moon looks

i fuck god and he only fucks me and we’ve been fucking for infinity

all those things that you taught me to fear i've got them in my garden now and you're not welcome here

do my balls smell fresh to you?