There are 206 bones in the human body. 207 if I'm watching Gossip Girl.

⠀⠀⠀⠀For you， I would．

"Bro just admits his pants are on fire?"

ᅠ𝒮ᴼᴺᴵᑦ ᵀᴴᴱ ℋ𝖤𝖣𝖦͟𝖤͟𝖧𝖮𝖦﹖@thesteelnemesis.bsky.social · 7mo ago

The most powerful thing that I copied is the ability … …⠀𝘵𝘰 𝙡𝙞𝙚․

My 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 is 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘭𝘺 a 𝕭𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 at all , heeding to e̲v̲e̲r̲y̲b̲o̲d̲y̲'̲s̲ call .. Is there a 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 that I can 𝕯𝐑𝐀𝐖 𖤠

"I dunno why I'm here but...." Squints at overly long scroll "Phantom Rider did nothing wrong? Who's phantom rider? Why did someone send this? It's waaaaaaay too early for this"

I adore you more than I admit.

Cursed child， uttering insanities no one believes， do you regret taking the vow .ᐣ

My heart breaks everytime I think of you 𓈒

There was never meant to be a 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝕰𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 for us , was there 𖤠

See , that 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝕾𝐓̲𝐔̲𝐏̲𝐈̲𝐃̲ 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 is why I don't a̲c̲t̲ anymore 𓈒

He did chuckle at that, "what can I say ya did it to yourself, sat in a cats lap sweetheart." He playfully responded. He had seen the signs of her discomfort, the stiffening up, only having one sip of the drink he got her, but she was still here. "It won't hurt my one feelin, if ya got somewhere+

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱@killjoydoll.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"your melancholy ass is holding me hostage and keeping me from moving," was her blunt reply, though it was unclear if she was joking or not. douchebag was most likely trying to get him to laugh. it was extremely hard to tell since she never modulated her voice in conversation.

I don't need saving 𓈒

You 𝕹𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 even 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 in the f̲i̲r̲s̲t̲ 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𓈒

"Please do they are very loud."

𝓢𝓲𝔁 𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓟𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷@heavenspurity.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Sorry! I accidentally broke the fourth wall I'll fix it!

I pray that somewhere , in another world , we got to be happy ..

The blood on your hands is something you can't lose 、all you can choose is whose.

Kage was many things, attentive was one of them. She could hide her slight discomfort from him usually but their proximity made it much easier for him. "Thank you Douchebag," he broke the silence between eventually, "I appreciate ya bein here an listenin to my melancholy ass."

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱@killjoydoll.bsky.social · 7mo ago

the hem of her long dress. douchebag's gaze remained on the horizon though she was listening to every word kage said.

𝕯𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𓈒

I miss you more than life 𓈒

I will be my sunshine 、I will be my moon at night. Who else could I be when I can't fucking see .ᐣ

Man why do I always have bad luck

Kage's face scrunched up, not liking that thought, "I was hoping you would just say no honestly."

"Ah, well..." He wiped himself with a towel, "it ain't for everyone sweetheart." Kage grinned at her, "what were ya gonna make? Origami birds?"

₊˚꒰𝖢𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖫𝖮𝖳𝖳𝖤 🩰ᘏ꒷˚₊@patheticdoll.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"oh! okay! I can do that," she exclaimed, gently taking the drink. she takes a single sip, proceeding to spit it out in a spray of liquid almost immediately. a look of disgust formed. "i'm sorry -- I didn't mean to do that."

"Whoa whoa whoa," he pulled two cocktail glasses from the shadows and poured her a glass, with an umbrella, and one for himself, "try a sip, if ya drink too fast ya taste the alcohol so little sips ya hear?"

₊˚꒰𝖢𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖫𝖮𝖳𝖳𝖤 🩰ᘏ꒷˚₊@patheticdoll.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"i'm really good at crafts! i'm going to make you an origami cicada and a nice lobster or fish. those are really cool animals. thank you for making me a drink, kage," she exclaimed, clambering up on a stool and pulling paper out from her purse.

⠀ ⠀ YALL HEAR SMTH? ⠀

Yeah, I did hear something. It was, What 2 people screaming and then at each other

"That, sounds like a deal sweetheart~" Claws emerged from the shadows, holding a metal cocktail shaker. "I was hoping ya would like some, an if ya didn't more for me~" he laughed out as he took the shaker and... Well shook up to one of his ears. "Surprise me!”

₊˚꒰𝖢𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖫𝖮𝖳𝖳𝖤 🩰ᘏ꒷˚₊@patheticdoll.bsky.social · 7mo ago

hm. .. . . . alright! can you make it for me? in return, i will make you a craft project with stickers and get you some choccy milk ^ _ ^ or do you like strawberry milk?

What's the worst that.... You know what I almost did it... It'll be fiiiiine

It's called an Aviation, it's not harsh and on the lighter side, but if you like it sweeter... Something like a daiquiri would be better.

₊˚꒰𝖢𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖫𝖮𝖳𝖳𝖤 🩰ᘏ꒷˚₊@patheticdoll.bsky.social · 7mo ago

i appreciate your concern and kindness, but i trust everybody and they'd never do anything to hurt me. if they try, i have my trusty spray bottle! . ... . what is one of your favorite drinks?

People got lotsa reactions to alcohol, so ya gotta try it with people ya trust, I can get ya a recipe for onnea my faaaaaaaavorite drinks.

₊˚꒰𝖢𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖫𝖮𝖳𝖳𝖤 🩰ᘏ꒷˚₊@patheticdoll.bsky.social · 7mo ago

i really like little umbrellas! they're a shelter for little bug friends! . . . maybe i can try a little sip! a sip won't hurt. and then i can use the little umbrella.