Kainalo
@kainalo.bsky.social
Washed up speedrunner and a up-and-coming Hardbass producer. Finnish Quake-scene self-proclaimed ambassador and Mallasmittelöt CEO.
I recently released my debut album FINNOSLAV, and now I've opened orders for physical CDs!!! 50pcs First Edition, so get yours now before they run out (cope). 10€ + mail(6.5€ish) #hardbass #physicalmedia #bandcamp #cd #music kainalo.bandcamp.com/album/finnos...
Jesus fucking christ, streaming services need to stop autoplaying trailers when you don't press anything in the menu for 2s. I just had to relogin to Apple TV to continue watching a show, and while I went to scan the QR code, it started playing clips from episodes I haven't seen yet.
youtu.be/MPZNa1JmuUw Dropping some singles from the album coming this summer. Great soundtrack for trying to locate more booze when the party is running dry #hardbass #rave #music #newmusic
Kainalo - MIS MU VIINAT O [FINNISH 175bpm HARDBASS] (Lyric video)
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New #hardbass track 🤙 Uploaded to my new artist channel, so make sure to drop a follow. Also on Spotify etc. youtu.be/sQ0JgHSx0NY open.spotify.com/track/2mXr3w...
Kainalo - Ysivitosta [HARDBASS] (Lyric video)
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Got asked at work if I could become our scrum master's number 2 during holidays and whatnot. I haven't even turned 30 yet. Oh heavenly father, why must you take us so young
I've noticed that, with great accuracy, you're able to tell how good a party is based on the frequency of the attendants coming online on discord
I want to thank Google photos for brightening my day. Thank you for creating this great memory collage of what happened a year ago!
Video game bosses, when met with a protagonist 0.05% their size
"She was great, but her job was adding progress bars to maps in video games"
There's an alternative universe out there, where Ubisoft towers never became a thing in video games
Living next to strawberry/pea fields has proven to be extremely damaging to my finances. It's basically a 10-20€ tax anytime I bike past the fields to go to the store. Might be the best problem I've ever had.
youtu.be/CWVp62Sb_WU Music video for 315 is releasing in a few hours!!!! (8pm EEST). Be there 🤙
Kainalo - 315 feat. The Tri Paloskis (Official Music Video)
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New hardbass track 315 released for your ESA travel playlists! Pump it up, make it louder blah blah blah. Available on most music services. Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/37dV3m...
Kainalo - 315 feat. The Tri Paloskis [HARDBASS] (Lyric video)
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Hey #ESASummer25 goers! Want to easily see a schedule of all of your friends runs? hekathon.com/scheduletool got you covered! Slightly updated, but still not perfect (No export or first Saturday). Hekathon and PSN buttons prefill the schedule with either groups runners.
Noticed wasps were building a hut somewhere in the ventilation part of my chimney, so I had to spray my vents down with Raid. I don't hear the wasps anymore, but a group of leprechauns moved in. Nice fellas
Dogsitting and I tried to be smart and slapped a mattress on the ground, so both dogs could fit to sleep on it. Didn't expect them to sleep like human couples where the smaller one gets 80% of the bed
Best thing about living 20km away from the city centre is taking an uber and having the driver look at the map and go "Where is this?". And then waiting to see if they have the balls to say "Uber takes too big of a cut and I can't get any customers on the way back. Could we just use basic cab fare"
Finnish culture moment: Not being able to go to the office because I fell down sauna steps at my neighbors (cant sit properly), and having to specify at work that it wasn't because I was drunk
