i don't like how most popsicles now are IP based. I just need like 6 kinds: -cherry -grape -tricolor (rocket/bomb pop) -banana -chocolate that's it! just make those

no. go on...

Nate@natehousley.com · 29m ago

do you have Dot's pretzels up there

are these good? sound off if you've had them

some stereotypes are true like how much white people love pretzels

pokopia update is fuckin whimsical

Sorry I updated to iOS 27 and it’s making me post this

The premise of One Night Only might be the most homophobic thing I’ve ever heard of. “Imagine a world where sex is illegal” is the kind of thing you say before being absolutely lambasted by your friends because it’s so stupid. It happened! Just not to you!!!

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · 5h ago

CHUDs are excited about a movie set in a world where singles can have sex one night a year, hoping it comes true someday because that actually doubles their chances to get laid

my media diet might be too gay because the number of times a week the movie Big Business is invoked is not zero

really forcing a rhyme in the song i'm singing to the dog rn

it's so cool when products at whole foods are 4 dollars cheaper than loblaws

all my villages potemkinned

gonna convert a rheostat to a regular switch this weekend

Canada being maximum levels of Canada again www.instagram.com/reel/DbjPtGC...

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i am equally not wondering this about ted lasso

Karen Geier@karengeier.com · yesterday

wondering if the pokopia update will be dropping at 9 pm or at midnight

wondering if the pokopia update will be dropping at 9 pm or at midnight

New art alert

y'know a real "elbows up" type of thing would be to send cuba aid

i bought some creole mustard at kozliks and i've gone through ⅓ of the bottle so far

MFW I can’t stop the nuts

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2d ago

Baskin-Robbins Can’t Stop The Nuts (1980-1980): Coconut-almond ice cream, loaded with chocolate-covered almonds and candy-coated almonds, along with a milk chocolate ripple. Released to promote the Village People/Steve Guttenberg film, "Can't Stop the Music"

Incredible name. Imagining an Australian saying it rn

the dog buried his mini hot dog squeaky toy under his minky blanket earlier and just now accidentally stepped on the hot dog and scared himself lol

condiments in little cups instead of a bag tied with the precision of a boy scout knot? can't trust it. jk hoo mamam

Norm Charlatan@normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2d ago

Wife’s friends are in town and came over for dinner, so I ordered the 21 taco platter from local Mexican place. Huge sides of rice and beans as well.

still getting used to hearing my kotaku writing read in tiktok voices lol

Extremely Japan story

Oh my god just had a classic “someone comes around the corner when you’re not expecting it and you get scared” situation but it was just a drag queen adjusting her wig lmao

it would be so funny to have blind items on mufos here

Taking my child to the movie where everyone who has seen it only ever talks about the bloodcurdling screams so I can feel normal

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 3d ago

is there some future competitive advantage with college admissions if you deafened your child to Ludwig Göransson

Idk man. I feel like “I don’t discriminate but my god who I pay 10 percent of my income to does” is not a position someone can hold and have my trust

can't see this without thinking about Katya shittin on a new duvet