Tryna 4 star every shooter and OMG WTF IS THIS 5-SHOT KILL 24 DAMAGE BS

My S3 copium: They’re not done with the game yet until they add tricolor in pbs trusttttttttt

Meta adaption: I’ve always upheld the notion “pick a good weapon if you wanna win” in competitive games. Adaption and swapping to better options is simply part of player progression. If you want to one-trick sth like sword that’s fine but don’t complain when you lose when we all have free choice.

11.3 day 1 thoughts: -Carbon stocks are up up up -Zooka and splashdown got some nice QoL -Missile pro might be interesting -Tri gonna get picked even more -52 is 52 -Rip bow, pencil is still fine -1100hp vac is still more than enough

Patch is legit a nothing burger but imma have fun with this >:3

Ok as much as everyone hates 52 blaster: I think it’s in the game’s best interest to buff literally anything to match the top tier’s level of power. Nerfing 52 blaster is cool but that alone wouldn’t actually get ppl to play the game in its 4th year life cycle, esp if they’re not doing more 3rd kits

Potential patch this week? (Side note: I understand why they reverted vshot to 200p last patch lol 😭)

The secret 52/blaster counter no one plays: /srs

Got banished to silver bracket bc I didn’t pick 52 whoops

Cooler weapon diversity: One underrated aspect of this meta is the amount of viable cooler weapons rn. 6 out of 9 of them are relevant in comp building and only H3 is horridly bad. There are cooler options for every role and cooler output is fairly balanced. We came a long way since the pencil era.

I must learn this technique 👀 (Friendly screen warning)

Ay, Ay! (Feel free to join the team server if you’re a needy guy for Onlyfins content 🥺) discord.gg/mHepEyaVz2

Look at these chuds (big man simps) :3 Unrelated team pic below:

Also tysm @narfer.bsky.social for creating this masterpiece team logo! HUMMINA HUMMINA

We might have cooked so hard we burnt down the kitchen, and the house… and mayhaps the entire neighbourhood 😭

Big Man Onlyfins@bigmanonlyfins.bsky.social · last mo.

Introducing... Big Man Onlyfins! The hottest crew of big man simps making a splash in the comp spl scene! Follow us on our journey to be the best (simps for Big Man)! Roster: @karlspl.bsky.social shooters @narfer.bsky.social dapples @starbuggyspl.bsky.social stamper @puddibow.bsky.social bows

1st step to greatness o7

Big things to come… 👀

Importance of renewable resources in Raiders: 1. Spiralite Gems 2. Spiralite Shards (HUGE GAP) 3. Boss Salmonid Drops (The gem economy is so bad in the post-game ngl)

Guys, is it bad that I keep calling the endgame/postgame area “The Glory Hole”? 😭

MY EYES (all 3 of us ran splatalites lol)

Maxed out splatchet let’s goooo

Thanks for tagging me along! And ggs to all the teams we’ve faced!

CherryTea@cherritea.bsky.social · last mo.

Oncemore got 1st in the Silver Bracket of All4One Gold Gauntlet. We'll continue practicing to make gold next time! @cherritea.bsky.social - Pencil @woomynation.bsky.social - C/V Blaster @karlspl.bsky.social - Splashes PinHeadLarry - The Kitchen Sink of Slayers #CompSplatoon

Is it just me, or do the Raiders’ hairstyles look kinda ugly… (EXCEPT FOR THE DEFAULT INKLING ONE AND BANDANA OCTOLING ONE AND THE UHHH WAIT SPOILERS OOPS :3)

“How’s my sleep schedule you ask?” Me:

The upsides of living in Hong Kong: Getting to play Raiders 12 hours earlier than NA, getting a NS2+MWK bundle for only 370USD (converted) The downsides of living in Hong Kong: EVERYTHING ELSE 😭

HUMMINA HUMMINA (Tbh it was piss easy the salmonids did 0 damage and I spammed gadgets and I beat it in 10 mins while collecting everything)

Meta weapons talk (getting this out b4 raiders comes along): I srsly don’t understand what’s so bad about switching over to sth like 52 or blaster and dropping weapons when they fall off. Why on earth would you arbitrarily lock urself out from playing the best winning options??? It’s just dumb ngl.

Ranking The Most Infamous Weapons OAT in Splatoon! (imo) 1. S1 Damage up Slosher 2. S3 Splash/Machine (Crab Meta) 3. S2 Tri Slosher (Launch) (Gap) 4. S2 mpu BPN (4.3) 5. S3 Squeezer 6. S2 K52 (Endgame) 7. S1 CRB/Cherry H3/Zimi 8. S3 Cblast/Heavy (11.0) 9. S3 Pencil 10. S1 Damage up Eliter

The prophecy has been fulfilled. Behold, 5.48K gal ft. cblast

My hands are alrdy itching so bad 😭