The Mets are facing the Cardinals in a "worst bullpen" contest. It's neck and neck.

I like that the player introductions show their hometowns now.

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fuck, the woman at the mechanic just autozoned me

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Evil Tony Montana be like:

Harry Lyles Jr.@harrylylesjr.bsky.social · yesterday

BIG FOE

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Hjerpe forever. Stanek for never. Go Birbs.

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I'm officially wearing my Yadier Mind shirt to the game.

The Zach Agnos fandom is dying. Repost if you're an Agnostic.

New Yorkers on 9/11:

NOUN VERBED bot@nounverbed.tommyswanson.fi · 5d ago

SKYLINE ALTERED

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Took the dialect quiz.

Have Stanek and O'Brien ever both had scoreless outings in the same game?

I wish Ella Langley wasn't at number one.

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𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐫𝐭@talkofthefarts.bsky.social · 6d ago

Drake’s “FEAR OF MISSING OUT” will premiere on September 15th at 9 PM on YouTube.

Bernal forever. Go Birbs.

Can the Astros stop wasting Wesneski's masterpiece?

More like Miseryowski.

They should invent a back that doesn't hurt.

What the hell is his name?

Watcher Guru@watcher.guru · last wk.

JUST IN: Zoom $ZM appoints former Oracle CFO Jeff Epstein to its Board of Directors.

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Infield's haunted but it's the Giants one this time.

*Smash Mouth voice* Genao, you're an All Star In the future, not now

What a start to September (derogatory).

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