This is a meme that periodically makes the rounds, and it gave me an idea: I'm just gonna cosplay as a different saint each day, so when I become "Kasey the Canonized"™️, they'll all be like "who HASN'T she been??" 😝
Kasey Bailes
@kaseynbailes.bsky.social
Your token West Virginian friend.
I'm considering putting together a coffee table book album of all my low grade hotel and trashy* snacks pics 😆🤔 *or just straight up trash, like the piece of broken headlight (not mine) I took from Chicago as a souvenir 😅💁♀️
We saw Minions & Monsters, aka M & M. Now I eagerly await the next installment, Marshall Mathers' Minions
They know what the pope looks like, but gonna tell my kids this is the pope
Tenure doesn't mean much of anything these days. He'd get axed for financial mismanagement or some BS on his institution's part down the line...but not for actual crime or neglect of position 😅🫠
"Holy Roller Empire" is my new roller derby team name 🛼
I will fail on not being able to prove that I am not a robot...
Wondering if I should do a last minute patristics paper.... #PoorDecisionsKaseyMakesAtMidnight
I think the thing I'm proudest of doing in Chicago is getting two spontaneous claps going: one at the Field Museum for SUE the T-Rex and one at Griffin for the end of a silent film 👏
For the love of Christ, someone please just give @gooseworx.bsky.social the @doctorwhopn.bsky.social tender or whatever—that TADC energy is EXACTLY what it needs 🤷♀️ #DoctorWho #Glitch #TheAmazingDigitalCircus
"You're those people. You're the people in the meme 😑" - Dear Husband to me just now
"That's just what your face looks like" - Dear Husband, to me Adventures at the Field Museum...
I have been too busy to post or even take any pictures at all, but here is view from my room of the pier! #chicago #lakemichigan
Good GOD, I am so f*cking sick of seeing the word "quietly" *everywhere*: please go quietly—or loudly, idc—away, "quietly" 😑
Me: "I should be an 'influencer' 🤔" Dear Husband: *rolls eyes and walks off*
"What even IS Yugoslavia?" - Dearest Daughter Eldest I honest-to-god can't even tell if I'm being trolled 😅😭🫠 It could go either way with her...
My Instagram is looking more and more like an 80s Cyndi Lauper video and/or Peewee's Playhouse 🫠
Off to The Amazing Digital Circus finale with girls! Pomni and Ragatha "noir" in tow 👌
