Would you guys pay for classes where I show you how to determine if something is a joke? Or should I offer them free as community service?

WildPartyInviteDecliner@ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 10h ago

My conspicuous consumption, it’s getting expensive

Guys. “Burrito taxi” originated on Twitter. They’re still doing the same stupid discourse. We’re still doing the same stupid discourse. There are no winners here. *though JD weighing in (no pun intended) on the side of “everything’s too expensive” as the sitting VP means there’s at least one loser

Extremely Bluesky candidate

Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 2d ago

you know i'm starting to think she just hates holidays for their own sake, not even as a woke thing

Int’l biz class has clearly improved over the last 40 years

dorian@doriantaylor.com · 2d ago

air travel is one of those experiences that has gotten monotonically worse over my entire lifetime question though: has *anything* in the last 40+ years genuinely gotten *better*? like, there's *more* stuff, sure, but is any of it *better*?

They gave me warning they were about to ruin my life and yep, they ruined it

Touched grass

This Ceuta situation is really bad all around and very bad for proponents of liberalized immigration. Pictures of this will be weaponized for a long time. And another hit to Schengen which is on life support at this point.

K@kate10010.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I didn’t realize that Schengen was fake now home-affairs.ec.europa.eu/policies/sch...

-67%. Still up close to 100% ytd lol.

K@kate10010.bsky.social · last wk.

So what do we think the actual July mark for Sit Awareness will be?

So what do we think the actual July mark for Sit Awareness will be?

The astute analysis you’re missing not being on X, the everything app Man what bad timing; sold right before a totally unrelated insane rally in those stocks

Ok grocery store discourse is boring and I overparticipated but diving back in because the store is only going to be 9000 square feet?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dawg, that’s one of those nicer bodegas

Bluesky is a bunch of people here are like “oh I read the RFP for the grocery stores” but nobody has looked at Google Maps

If Mitch was a regular person you’d also be paying for his healthcare because he’s 84 fucking years old he’d be on Medicare

Very funny that people are like “Mamdani proves you can just DO THINGS” about two grocery stores, the latter being slated to open in 3 years

Bluesky users don’t believe everything you see on TikTok challenge - impossible The level of media illiteracy is genuinely concerning

The funniest part of 50K discourse we’re on Day 2 of is the poll was in the UK where they have a demonstrably different utility function/ risk-reward relationship with money.

Probably the dumbest near universally held opinion on Bluesky is “Republicans are going to say Dems are godless commies anyway so they shouldn’t be afraid to embrace far left (often unpopular) policies.”

K@kate10010.bsky.social · last yr.

People seem to be struggling with the idea that yes, Trump and Fox et al will call anything their opponents do riots, communism, anti-American, whatever, but their opponents *can* influence how *persuasive* that language is to the average American.

Me: this place continues to fall for Twitter engagement bait despite not even being Twitter and it’s lame Also me: 12 replies in discussing SALT deductions (also $2400/yr for clothing is not a lot people)

Chat, are we eating salads?

Back Market does not make AI detection software. It’s a used electronics retailer that makes subway ads they’re hoping you make go viral. Amazingly Bluesky users are universally using this to brag that they were gifted in 3rd grade.

Seth Trueger@mdaware.org · 2w ago

oh come on

Bluesky consensus was that oil was going to be > $200/bbl, the stock market would crash, and we’d be like burning our furniture to heat our homes

Christopher Mims@mims.bsky.social · 2w ago

extremely funny to me that analysts whose entire job is to think about these possibilities are only now catching up to Bluesky Consensus

I was pretty wrong on SPCX. I thought retail mania + some index inclusion would keep it elevated for a while

Putting my marker down: Mitch McConnell is going to come back and be “fine.” (Look like a near dead 84 year old, just like he did 6 months ago)

The joke understanders have logged in and they LOVE this one

So what are the odds the US blocks the extradition?

This is about people shooting up on public transit

When are all the rich people going to flee Mamdani’s communist hellscape so I can get a goddamn dinner reservation in this city?

People on this website really need to get it through their heads that nostalgia is the enemy of progress.

Nice and apocalyptic in NYC right now. 100°, smoke, wind, thunderstorms approaching we have it all

Extremely bleak today. Asked me if I’d seen Elon’s new TikTok account which posted a “pretty cool” video. Said the problem with Labour is they prioritize immigrants over people who’ve lived there their whole lives. Said for every one person deported from UK they “have to” allow 200 new immigrants

K@kate10010.bsky.social · 6mo ago

@conorsen.bsky.social has his barber updates, here’s mine from the guy who cuts my hair. Warning- it’s a bit bleak. English guy, lived here long time (straight). Super Bowl- going to switch to Kid Rock for halftime, Bad Bunny “hates America.”