There are certain people who should be banned from movie theaters altogether. If you cannot sit in your seat and shut the fuck up for two hours, you shouldn’t be there. I should not have to look at you and say “Can you fucking not?!?” After the 4th time of you slurping your empty drink loudly.

The 2026 scriptwriters are writing the most obvious plot twists this year.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

Pirro: "Today is about accountability for damaging a national resource, a national treasure, and that is the reflecting pool ... today a grand jury has returned a felony indictment"

Very funny that the right hates the odyssey because it’s too ethnic and not because every character turns directly to the screen and says “I am an allegory for <insert republican> and I am destroying the country>”

Rumors swirling that President Trump is planning to announce that Georgia's two senators, Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock, are illegitimate because of fraud, and election interference. He’s casting doubt so he can steal elections, or just flat out not have them. He’s so fucking scared.

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It’s been 10 years since 2016. Mitch McConnell. Now Lindsey Graham. I see those ⛥crossroad⛥ deals are coming due.

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Why are people letting their kids run buck wild in public with zero manners now? Went to the aquarium and was run into by dozens of kids. Sat down on a bench to wait for the people in our group who were still looking at an exhibit and got kicked in the spine by some kid doing flips over the bench.

If we win these midterms, and manage to take back the White House in 2028, I cannot wait to see how much corruption, fraud and theft of taxpayer dollars they uncover. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Trump fires last members of election commission, inciting fears of midterm ‘chaos’

Bipartisan Election Assistance Commission maintains mail-voter registration form, among other duties

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So. Elizabeth runs into Canonically Sexy Colonel Fitzwilliam on a little jaunt. Delightful! They have a little kiki, a little teehee, BUT THEN he drops the accidental bomb that Darcy was bragging about how he saved his friend from an awful marriage with a girl he was hanging out with last summer—

I just came in midway and am watching this person react to reading Pride & Prejudice for this first time like:

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I am SO TORN between GET HIS ASS and GIRL JUMP HIS FUSSY, TACITURN BONES

Scott Jennings: “I spoke with Mitch Mcconnell on the phone for 20 minutes.” Yeah. Sure you did, bud.

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Elon thinks Tom Holland, the historian, is Tom Holland who is married to Zendaya, and plays Spider-Man. I’m dead. 💀

AskAubry 🦝 🐆@ask-aubry.com · 4w ago

Elon is seething with jealousy of Tom Holland.

Very unexpected turn of events. Who could have seen this coming?

Kateration@kateration.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Listen, I don’t care how good your politics are on paper. If you’ve inspired a horde of misogynists to come out the woodwork like termites to stick their heads up your ass to defend you, you’re not someone who should be shaping public policy.

I choked on my drink reading this.

it's been going on way too long too

Krista D Ball is Canada's Snarky Potato@kristadb1.bsky.social · last mo.

Everyone needs to stop using therapy terms to justify their shitty behaviours.

Haven’t heard the speech yet, but while watching fireworks tonight some weirdo right behind us was talking about it and was telling the woman with him, “I bet this will be his Gettysburg.” And I laughed so hard I spit my drink out.

Happy 4th of July weekend everyone!

Air Force maj protesting peacefully in uniform without a sitting member of Congress present gets arrested. But the horde of treasonweasles who broke in, caused $2.7M in property damage, and injury were pardoned and almost given $1.8 BILLION. #Impeachconvictremove! - A veteran. Enjoy the alt text.

Drew Webb 🏳️‍🌈@archeryfan93.bsky.social · last mo.

I’m SO proud to call USAF member Jason Watson a friend of mine. He was arrested yesterday for protesting in his uniform against the administration. Bravo sir. #Impeach #Convict #Remove.

If you haven't seen Supergirl, I have never related to a scene in a movie more right now than when she flies to space so that she can scream into the nothingness of the universe.

The Thunder Over Louisville fireworks show (60,000 shells) takes nearly a week of on-site logistical and technical prep, while the overarching event takes nearly a full year of coordination. This is the first time I’m even hearing about this thing that’s supposedly over 14 times larger than that?

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NPR@npr.org · last mo.

Dozens of technicians will fire off about 851,000 fireworks on July 4, aiming to break a world record in what organizers hope will be the "most memorable display this generation will have ever seen."

What is the dumbest way you’ve died in a video game? I’ll tell you my top 3, but I’m curious if anyone has some hilariously dumb video game deaths.

An answer to the question about would politeness have worked for rude people at movies. Friend of ours apparently had a couple on their phones through the whole movie Tuesday, when he asked politely for them to put them away they sniped at him and pulled their phones out again. (Just wait😂) 1/3

Kateration@kateration.bsky.social · 2mo ago

We went to see a movie and this annoying couple just continued to have a full blown, normal volume conversation through the first 5 minutes of the film until I said, loud enough for them to hear, “Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.” And they promptly shut up.

Supergirl was fantastic! Milly Alcock as Kara was actually really charming. Jason Mamoa as Lobo was hilarious. Love that they went in this direction with her story to really differentiate her and Clark. No, we did not go to a theater with the wild cups everyone is posing inappropriately with. 😂

The funniest part is disparaging paralegals because they explained the legal standard. You don’t have to like how defamation law works, but your frustration doesn’t make those hurdles any easier for a plaintiff to overcome. Plenty of lawyers would tell you the same thing. You can block me too now.

These hands are rated T for This-Motherfucker-Right-Here.

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Deb Golden@debgoldendc.bsky.social · last mo.

So jealous of the lawyer who had this walk into their office..

The article heavily implies that the patient is Trump. Normal people like you and I can’t access Lilly’s “most promising next-generation” obesity drug because it isn’t FDA approved yet. But somehow a single 79-year-old got compassionate-use access?

Lizzy Lawrence@lizzylawrence.bsky.social · last mo.

EXCLUSIVE: Eli Lilly gave compassionate use access to retatrutide, their unapproved powerful obesity drug, to a 79-year-old man in April. The application was arranged by a top doctor at NIH, and cleared by the FDA. www.statnews.com/2026/06/23/e...

Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂

We went to see a movie and this annoying couple just continued to have a full blown, normal volume conversation through the first 5 minutes of the film until I said, loud enough for them to hear, “Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.” And they promptly shut up.

That’s your line, Cheryl? Not the affairs. Or the deaths he’s responsible for. Or him gathering roadkill. Or the brain worms. But asking you to carry sauerkraut in your clutch for him to gob on? Jesus fucking Christ woman.

public health guy@publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 2mo ago

*laughs nervously* what the fuck? www.wsj.com/lifestyle/fi...