there were a couple times in 8th grade where i know for a fact that this is what was happening but also like, they were just asking normal questions and i was giving normal answers and it was basically a normal conversation. dunno what they thought they were doing

That girl with the posts@roodypatooti.bsky.social · 9mo ago

real talk does this ever go away

i have vyvanse AND this and it still doesn't work. i think i might need a satan threatening to cut my balls off in a completely non-sexy way

That girl with the posts@roodypatooti.bsky.social · 9mo ago

there was a fuckin, great lakes monsoon the other day, and now i gotta go shovel a bunch of muck and leaves and shit from the drainage area by our front door, and i dont wanna. i gotta but i dont wanna

there's so many brilliant artists and musicians and game developers whose work i was a fan of long before i met them who i also happen to like, be one degree removed from socially. like half of my favourite musicians are friends-of-friends

because of course, the sort of "tough discipline" they're talking about is famously good at creating a calm, safe environment

Andrew Sissons@acjsissons.bsky.social · 3d ago

I really don’t know what to say about this to be honest, but there it is

just learned that rupi kaur's poetry, at its very best, is indistinguishable from the livejournal posts any of my friends might have made when we were 13 years old

very silly thing to compare it to but every time I play a europa universalis as a native american i too find myself conquering everyone to build a nation that can stand up to a threat only i know is coming so i guess i gotta agree

Kingfisher & Wombat@tkingfisher.com · 4d ago

Lots of arguments for Magneto, Ozymandias and Killmonger, but my money’s always on Darth Revan. I will also argue that Jareth the Goblin King was neither right nor wrong but behaving exactly the way that an ancient fey acts when some dipshit teenager invokes him to steal her brother.

I am a firm believer that the moon should be up to some shit if you have a fantastical setting. That rock ain't normal and we all know it.

the other day I was out, decided to get dinner for me and kiri on the way home, went to an indian place and ordered 2 chicken biryanis, the guy looked at me like "you sure man?" i am now on day 3 of eating chicken biryani for every meal

i wasn't even overtly gender nonconforming but apparently it's possible to listen to death metal like a faggot

May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄@goddessblade.bsky.social · 2w ago

Re: the idea that trans lesbians don’t face anti-queer violence before transition, not only is this contrary to evidence, it misses how much anti-queer violence is about *gender signals.* “Gay” in this context is often code for “feminine” or “unmanly.”

i get what he's trying to say but i find arguments about moral culpability generally unconvincing from any direction. if you knowingly make choices that result in other people's deaths, a different moral or ontological framework doesn't change the facts, those people are still just as dead

Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 2w ago

Fuck you, Ian Bremmer, you abject ghoul.

with 50k vs a million it would honestly kinda be a difficult choice. with a million vs a billion it's like... i don't need more than a million dollars man. i don't need that for anything. the marginal utility of the first million is WAY higher than that of the other 999 millions

flyingrodent@flyingrodent.bsky.social · 2w ago

People plump for the 50k because they’re answering a different question. They’re being asked “Can you afford to turn down a guaranteed fifty grand” and for most people, the answer is going to be “No”, regardless of how many times you tell them it’s obviously better to flip the coin.

i've seen multiple artists now make silly little comics depicting pomni as a deranged chaser and it's gotta be my favourite weird out of character thing people do

wonder what % of people complaining about the historicity of the new odyssey movie are under the impression that troy was a real city that existed and the trojan war was a real war that happened

new insane opinion: something can only be magic if god is real and disapproves

not the most important thing but pictures for sad children *ended* in 2014. This particular comic is from 2008

the nintendo shamecube@futuresushi.bsky.social · 3w ago

this comic is from 2014 and is one of the most singularly vindicated comics. even if it was already correct then it is even more correct now

a minor element of a dream i had last night was that there was a new procedure for carefully removing all the bones from a cat. this was good for them, they liked it

flat

*to the tune of I Think I'm Paranoid by Garbage* love me feed me never ever leave me

just opened x and immediately got hit with the most violent vocal stim I've seen in a second credit(?): x.com/LagSpike776/...

I've been thinking "I know what you are" and cracking up again all day

alien crime lord@aliencrime.bsky.social · 3w ago

15th century bohemian fujoshis

okay listen i know nobody reads books anymore but i have watched all the tv shows and played all the videogames about sad shitty bpd girlies walking a knife's edge between personal growth and total self-destruction and now i need books to this effect. tell me books

just remembered the time i thought i might have fibromyalgia and after a quick exam and a few basic tests was more or less told (not in so many words, but this was the takeaway) that i just have fat tits and bad posture

normally even if i genuinely think that it's good that someone died i generally find it much too morbid to like, make fun of the death itself. but the looksmaxxer guy who injected gold? i'm like... if you didn't want me to make jokes about it why'd you die like that?

captain americas heaving cock

yknow i think i just love characters who are sad and shitty and maybe have borderline personality disorder regardless of whether or not they are trans. it all comes back to harry du bois in the end

for some reason i keep thinking "nein, nein! aller meinen apen!"

i don't understand how it can be the case that literally everything except cars and, like, washing machines maybe can have gone up in price way ahead of nominal inflation over the past 30 years. how the fuck is nominal inflation calculated. just from cars and washing machines??