getting mad at how beautiful of a world I've created in this fantasy land "what if the pandemic never happened and the 1v2 title game format" save I've created
Katie
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she/her - "an enormous, undifferentiated object" - puget sound interloper and stranger that came down from rocky top - long time hater, first time lover - 🍊🔱
is Gunner Stockton a first round quarterback? in this essay I will...
Mavis, not finding people willing to learn typing anymore, has gone into selling tires
SEC replay guaranteed to have an absolute Stinker of a night that makes someone psychotic
"blustery and wet" describes me when I [a giant cartoon hook pulls me off stage]
it is kind of funny that people thought Arch would be like his uncle who was the definition of a heartless killer and not his other uncle who is most notable for being the derpy airhead who orb of confusion'd the GOAT out of two Super Bowls
Oklahoma is not very good but Texas is also not very good so it evens out, really
finally, Josh Heupel coached against the one team that wanted to win the game less than he does
nobody in the SEC is good, which is fine because nobody anywhere else is good either
I do think it's funny you can get a Heupel team to kill at least two of its drives per game by simply shifting late enough on the d-line for the o-line to jump. literal high school teams practice that enough to drill it out, but not Bargain Bobby Hill, apparently
listening to our fuckass offensive line coach at a clinic talk about "durrr go stomp a mudhole in their ass" without any elaboration as to how that gets done probably was a sign the man is a stone cold moron huh
watching a Josh Heupel team is like being spiritually waterboarded
at some point Indiana making their safeties rotate every play just so they can show a two-high they never actually play is actively hurting them
what if instead of Stanley Steemer it was Stanley Creamer and they went around resolving zinc deficiencies instead of cleaning carpets
Wild that Bron made this list and not a certain former GT player
would love to know which combination of college football viewers were clamoring for Washington-Iowa as a conference game. this is a CPU-generated matchup 20 years into dynasty mode on the NCAA/CFB games
I live in East Tennessee; Hitler Mussolini wins every election
POLITICO Europe@politico.eu · 2d agoVoters in the Peruvian town of Queropalca have chosen their new mayor: Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores.
excited to learn which running back that would've graduated high school the same year as I did is on the Eagles in Week 13
you know the economy is great when an industrial quantity of ground beef in the news has a value figure attached to it
Philadelphia Inquirer@inquirer.com · 4d agoWhile the driver was asleep, three men made off with four pallets of ground beef shortly before 3:45 a.m. Tuesday.
feel like it gets lost that he did an op ed in the Winston-Salem State student paper about how the basketball coach should be fired while being a walk-on for the basketball team
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 4d ago"Now he calls it quits, not before the season. Not in the offseason…four games into the 2026 season, a dude that has been in the league forever, sits back and says I need to focus on my mental health" – Stephen A. Smith on Lane Johnson retiring
this guy is probably the only person on Earth who might get Transgender Woman Tennessee Vols Fan, and thank God for him woo pig
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL@edsbs.bsky.social · 4d ago1. sports are for everyone or they're for no one at all 2. that is an INCREDIBLE shirt arktimes.com/food-and-cul...
if you're a trans woman and attracted to men they put you in the device. few know this.
she's not a trans girl but the amount of trans women who have named themselves after her makes her an honorary trans girl
The Independent@the-independent.com · 5d agoParamore’s Hayley Williams unleashes profanity-filled response after DHS tells her to ‘thank’ ICE
in theory, I will have to stop eating like a petulant 12 year old boy if I want to live longer than 50, but my cope is that it's the first time in two years I've been on injections and I need to accelerate the fat redistribution on estrogen as quick as possible tbh
Katie@katesofheaven.bsky.social · 6d agomy meals today have consisted of pop tarts, a potato chip & cheese sandwich, and 15 mozzarella sticks. this is what modern living is about.
we're gonna need to add a top cross bar halfway up the posts to nerf this I'm so serious
NFL Daily News@insidenflnews.bsky.social · 7d agoTYLER LOOP FROM 64 YARDS TO END THE HALF