Cannot believe it took me until today to learn that @weirdpunkbooks.bsky.social is a thing. What a perfect find for me!

Loudly screaming an “IT’S FINE YOU’RE FINE” pep talk at myself as I finally start getting rid of bags of clothes that’ll never fit again.

Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d have the cultural knowledge to say: the third installment in The Mummy franchise was kind of ok up until the Yetis arrived.

s1e9 of Adventure Time, Magic Man turns Finn into a giant foot and he’s still wearing his shorts on the middle two toes. Blows my mind this show only managed to get better and better.

My dream was to work with orangutans. instead this is my daily corporate job food pyramid.

Every member of Fleetwood Mac during the recording of the 1997 live concert The Dance is absolutely at the top of their sexiness game.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! #MST3K #Rifftrax

Ok I’ve now seen about 96 episodes of The X-Files and I can confidently say Special Agent Fox Mulder is…I mean, my god.

Snuck the France-Spain game onto the largest screen I could find at the office.

Hear me out: a “The Office” style mockumentary remake of The X-Files but AD Skinner is Kash Patel.

Loudly mumbling “ugh, it’s a real Battle of Stamford Bridge!” at this sports bar until someone hollers “1066!” and we can both nod slowly at each other.

Any recos on a spot in the twin cities that will be showing the Norway England game but *won’t* be nuts to butts? I live walking distance from Brit’s and The Local but, like…hard pass.

RIP Bonnie Tyler, thank you for inspiring my essay about what it’s like to karaoke Total Eclipse of the Heart.

What It’s Actually Like to Karaoke Bonnie Tyler’s "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - The Tangential

Every one of us, at some point, comes to the conclusion that it is a good idea to karaoke Bonnie Tyler’s seminal hit “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” Every one of us is, objectively, wrong. Unless you ha...

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Just watched X-Files s3e20 and this Mulder shriek will be burned into my brain for eternity. Darin Morgan is my new favorite person.

Mulder's Girly Scream

YouTube video by love letter workshop

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The only thing I trust less than myself is “New York Times bestselling author”

We’re halfway through s3 of The X-Files and I don’t think I’ve ever loved anyone as much as I love Mulder and Scully equally.

Decided to pop back into the LiartownUSA archives and MAN do I miss the wheezing-filled magic of scrolling this content for the first time. liartownusa.com/archive/

Saw the Polymarket ad feat. Rick Rubin that’s been airing during World Cup games yesterday and it was the most depressing, horrifying, late-stage, inhuman thing I’ve ever seen! So that’s fun!

X-files s1e23, Mulder makes a Beakman’s World reference. That’s all.

I do think the continual desecration of our public monuments and the use of our public spaces for private gain, (not to mention the lingering trauma of the assault on our democracy Jan 6 2021,) is a serious public harm that has to be reckoned with.

Put on the UFC fight. Unrelated question: is it bad if I start barfing and do not stop barfing until my body turns inside out with the force of my barfing?

Had an anxiety dream last night (no joke) where I was desperately trying to call Michael C. Hall because we were going to be late to the airport but I couldn’t do it quickly because 1) you can’t type in dreams and 2) he was in my phone as Michael Tiny Baby Man.

Ok I’m about 760 pages in now and DESPERATE to talk to someone about this book. It has taken my breath away.

Katie Sisneros, PhD@katiesisneros.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I’m about 200 pages into Tom’s Crossing, over 1,000 to go, and I can definitely tell this book is going to emotionally destroy me.

My celebrity boyfriend Hamish Linklater was great in Widow’s Bay and I look forward to the next miniseries where he, for the third time, plays a fucked up dead guy on a New England island.

My 40th bday un-baptism ceremony at the Satanic Temple in Salem was extremely fucking rad and dope and now I think God might be mad at me.

@jakerudh.bsky.social Jake! You’re on for Transmission at VFW tonight right?! 8pm?! Coming back finally to celebrate my 40th!

I’m about 200 pages into Tom’s Crossing, over 1,000 to go, and I can definitely tell this book is going to emotionally destroy me.

I got drunk at the Girl Talk show at First Ave in 2012, got invited on stage to dance, then took a Nice Ride bike home which is a very “living in Minneapolis when you’re 26” story.

Ben@franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 3mo ago

In all the discussion of a singular "millennial anthem", we all did overlook this particular entry for a particular kind of too-online person.

SOULTAKER. Damnit, ok, it’s a long list.

Katie Sisneros, PhD@katiesisneros.bsky.social · 3mo ago

SHIT I forgot I Accuse My Parents, ok it’s a top 9 list.

(I’m rewatching The Final Sacrifice for the billionth time) the magic of MST3K is when the jokes come so fast and consistent you can’t catch your breath for laughing so hard. The ten or so minutes after Troy and Rowsdower meet is magic.