Smoke Damage being my top song after 4 other albums drilled into my brain that all I will ever be to the world is an inconveniently delayed suicide. And now it’s all I’ll ever see myself as as well.
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well now you know me, I’m — 31 — Golden Jackal — gender: soft / sexuality: hard — they/she/he/w/e — you know what i do already, unless you don’t, in which case you’re on the wrong acct — 🔞 sex and nudity here 🔞 — Neutrinos DNI
Everyone may hate Marathon but i think they introduced Lime Green Bold Text to Internet Content meta
if you think about it, morning mirror affirmations are just an AI system pre-prompt for your brain
i love the dif ways ppl refer to the Panacea Kit on the fly. I’ve heard Pancake kit, Pangea kit, Panic Kit, Penis kit, Pancreas….
I can make your gf cum harder than you do. want to see? 😈
Keep your eyes open for what you want to achieve and opportunities will present themselves
re: the"code switching" gag w someone typing out a bunch of dog sounds with english words between them feels sheltered at best but insensitive as fuck regardless to be making fun of things marginalized communities have to do and equating their language to animal noises. suburbanite behavior.
this vijdeo is an ALL TIME comeback the returning character had me standing up out of my seat !! www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0SQ...
SUPAHOTFIRE VS WIZ KHALIFA
YouTube video by THECAREEROFSUPAHOTFIRE
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It’s kind of astounding how so many conservative men over 50 in talking head spaces will talk shit about trans ppl and trans health care while they themselves are on hormone replacement therapy just with testosterone
furrys are funny talking animals
laser 🍩 paints @ EF@laserpaints.com · 8mo agogive me your hottest furry take
started a new medication today for stomach things and for most of the day it was going great, then i started uncontrollably vomiting at 2 AM. i am discontinuing use of said medication until further notice
I predict like every Republican senator over 70 drops before McConnell gets the plug pulled.
Seeing HRT progress gets me depressed because after 9 yrs hardly anything has changed bc I could never afford enough food to gain weight as long as I’ve been out of my house.
Hit me on ko-fi and one day I might eat enough
Shapeless Ink@shapelessink.bsky.social · 4w agoThe secret is, as has been said millions of times, Trans femmes you gotta eat. You gotta give your body material to work with. Boobs are mostly fat. You can burn off the excess weight after and some will still stay on your tits. But you gotta eat.
the people who drag you down just want you on their level. never let the bastards win. never.
The most important thing i learned in my 30s was keeping my mouth shut
Honestly rate yourself: Looks: 8/10 Creativity: 8/10 Humour: 6/7 Mental Health: 3/10 Empathy: 8/10 Patience: 5/10 Memory: 6/10
AlexTheShiba 🥜VGoober🍦@goofygoober.ca · 4w agoHonestly rate yourself: Looks: 4/10 Creativity: 6/10 Humour: 6/9 (nice) Mental Health: 5/10 Empathy: 8/10 Patience: 6/10 Memory: 3/10
if u think i'm cute u legally HAVE to tell me directly otherwise I will assume you have no interest in me forever and foolishly fumble every baddie that has any interest in me this goes ESPECIALLY if you're my type because I get extra shy and insecure and embarrassed...
Catch me around AC, likely in not more than this given the heat lmao
uhh my health is getting weirdly bad and i don’t know how short term or long term this is. my legs have been so wobbly that walking down stairs is scary. i can’t get enough sleep no matter how much I do sleep. there’s this unavoidable pit in my stomach. I have 30 dollars and i’m scared.
ended up watching Captain EO during dinner last night. my takeaways: 1. what the fuck they got francis ford coppola and george lucas on this. 2. thriller to bad era michael jackson was objectively the best looking human being to exist, they didn’t really need all that. 3. its space channel 5.
is there a rehab for workaholics, that also pays you to rest off the burnout? is there an escape besides death?