Kaypocalypse

@kaypocalypse.bsky.social

Least interesting account on the internet. 🫖Pottery, 🕹️video games, 🐾Somewhere The Dog, and whatever else. She/Her

My favorite part of flying alone with my 18 month old was when we landed and I had to remove her from my breast so she started screaming “mama milk” at the top of her lungs until we finally deplaned.

Some people doom scroll. I… jealousy scroll? I will probably never have free time again (yes I’m feeling dramatic) so I scroll posts of other people doing my hobbies. I wouldn’t call it therapeutic.

Took a 43 minute ride on the light rail to the Seattle Aquarium with my 17 month old and aside from the miserable heat it was an amazing day. Been trying to accomplish this trip for like 2 months now lol so feeling very powerful rn

Prince Tuesday telling Daniel Tiger they can’t play with his rocks because they might break is almost as unhinged as all the adults just agreeing that yes, rocks are fragile. This ep is on repeat in our van dvd player and it is the woat

Me, to the AI: Is AI going to destroy the planet? The AI: First, amazing question you are so smart and pretty. Second, AI is not currently guaranteed* to destroy the planet. Asking about that was such a good idea you should really be proud of all the learning you’ve accomplished today!

Being a parent is wild because every single resource, free or paid, will give you just enough information to understand what you need to buy from the provider of that resource, and why. Sleep troubles, emotion regulation, nutrition - name any critical concept that makes parents desperate. Fml.