me waking up to see an app called “ramble” on my phone #bb28

it's not BB until Angela hits the Diary Room floor #bb28

are rick devens and the capital one bank guy like, cousins or something #bb28

when/why did “ten toes down” become the phrase of the summer??? first it was love island, now #bb28 😩

angela looks like a cat inside a litter robot 😭😭😭 we are so blessed to have this woman back on our screens #bb28

where is brittany howard’s dress from???? 🤩

sterling heights did it first

i think cris collinsworth should go on the traitors

what a glorious time to be alive, pistons are being glazed during a nationally broadcast lakers game 😌 (on lebron’s birthday no less!)

“it’s cuckoo town” will never be “it’s wackadoodle time”

andy cohen, i beg of thee, make britani bateman a full-fledged housewife

i think jake’s wife sent that snake via etsy witch #survivor49

why does sage look like she’s about to crash out about a mirror glaze chocolate cake with raspberry coulis #survivor49

who wins this fight: vince the hard boiled detective (2025) vs. me as humpty dumpty in shrek the musical (2014) #bb27

john turturro. what a man

the best part about me as a petsitter imo is that i WILL educate your lil babies on the cinematic works of todd haynes and they WILL love every second of it

how lucky i am to be alive at the same time as the goat jared goff

rage trading julio rodriguez in my roto league was the worst roster move i made all fantasy season, note to self to just never draft him again to avoid this bone-headed decision altogether

watching quarterback on netflix and started crying before they even got to the second syllable of the first 🗣️ JA-RED GOFF

i hope every season now starts with a bro getting evicted week one after beefing with a woman 20 years older than him. thrilling tbh #bb27

i didn’t realize one of jimmy’s triplets was prison mike #bb27

💎 as i watch it for the first time i’m just gonna thread all my miscellaneous RHOBH thoughts here, i have too many random fragments to actually weave anything cohesive out of them 💎

now WHY are the real housewives of beverly hills circa s2e2 flying FRONTIER AIRLINES ?!?!?!

RHOBH season 1 MVP: adrienne maloof’s bicycle handle streamer hair clips

when i look at kim and kyle richards all i see is an AU sonja morgan and meredith marks

@ espn technical support i know the season is over but can you please remove this man from my team???? nemesis smh

just made myself cry at my office desk reading reddit posts about the pistons ama

what should my next housewives journey be?? 👀 i loooooved RHONY and RHOSLC, but i’m caught up to the most recent season and need a plan for what’s next

2025 Q1 MVP is the screenzen app — restricting my instagram access is actually one of the best things i’ve ever done?? tell 17 y/o me this she would riot

i have flown through the first 3 seasons of RHOSLC and i must say i am enthrallllllled by meredith marks. what IS it about her aura!!