Btw I wanna take this moment to give another special "fuck you" to the Mario Galaxy movie for being a jingling keys, plotless, references-only """movie""". I'm still really angry at that film Resident Evil (2026) didn't have ANY of that shit thankfully and we're all better off for it :)
Resident Evil (2026) HOLY SHIT WE FINALLY HAVE A GOOD RE MOVIE Not a passable, not a "good enough". A genuinely great, damn enjoyable Resident Evil film. It has the vibes of the early RE era mixed with the horror of 7 & 8, all while standing on its own. Check it out