I am so tempted to send a picture of my dogs butthole to all these unsolicited political texts. Also, congrats Missouri and Kansas on the middle finger to these republifucks.
Alicia
@kcgoddess29.bsky.social
I bleed BBQ, Boulevard & Fountains...lover of Kansas City Chiefs Football, Royals baseball & Tom Osborne, the Patron Saint of Corn. At least I think I'm funny.
Someone said the new chiefs stadium looks like a pringles can, and we are never gonna live that down. ever. I can’t unsee it: it’s the dome…just stick on a mustache. Andy is the pringles man…in accordance with prophecy.
god….it must be so nice to have grown up with emotionally mature parents…like, what the fuck is that even like?
This is why I bought other countries jerseys and not ours. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nothing brings the entire world together quite like hating England.
Why does every English name sound like it was created on a British name generator? These are not real names.
I’m disappointed that Hips don’t lie isn’t the Colombian national anthem.
Just heard the Spanish version of the Menards theme song and that’s the only way I’m singing it from now on.
Good job guys…now all you gotta do is beat Belgium, probably Portugal, Spain and France to make that final. 😬😬😬
Why is the Argentinian flag sun giving so much sass!? WERK, GIRL!
I was unaware of how many times these dudes accidentally score in their own goals for the opposing team. It’s kindof hilarious.
Flopping in professional sports should be illegal. Straight to jail. it’s so absurd on another level, and now I remember why I don’t really watch soccer. The women don’t do it NEARLY as much.
It would be cool if technology could hurry up so I could change my blood type, cuz these mosquitos and chiggers are absolutely DESTROYING me.
It’s so weird watching professional sports at our stadium that isn’t football.
It’s so nice of IKEA to give their employees time off to play soccer in the World Cup and even let them wear their uniforms!
It’s absolutely surreal to see all the other countries news coverage of our crazy weather right now. We are so used to it, I can’t imagine experiencing it for the first time without knowing what’s going on. LOLOL JFC Probably seems like a shitshow.