I wonder if they just got a bunch a wrestlers in these trucks wrestling all the time as they go from location to location
KC Opossum
@kcopossum.bsky.social
HEY YO!! Calvin/KC - He/They - 30's - Trapped in the Midwest - Screaming I draw critters sometimes and if you'd like to support and purchase check out my Ko-Fi shop! I update it very irregularly! $25-$35 aaaaaa https://ko-fi.com/kcopossum/shop
I have at least 1 hour and 46 minutes and some sort of seconds of usa central time to fuck bowser up at least 24 times in a row on this "bowser day" on the original SMB on nes the one with the duck hunt you know
If you dont say "crayons" like I say "crayons" it will never work and nobody says "crayons" like I say "crayons"
Do you think Pancho's is mad at me for not showing up for taco tuesday uh oh
missouri over 80% on yes for 1 and no for 4 and 5, holy shit lol, not too fond of this state but its nice to know the shit may not be everlasting aaaaaaaaaaaa we are fed up!!!!!!!!
"KC we get it shut the fuck up about these peppers" I will never shut the fuck up about these peppers
Asshole moment sorry not sorry but if you consider gifting me any sort of commercial pepper product im gonna fucking slap you, homies i have all the pepper things I need because I have made them myself lol, buy me some sort of cucumber concoction or like a kumquat or something, I HAVE MY OWN PEPPERS
It was probably around 2012-2013 that I put this "hello my name is" sticker on the underside of the desk in this office and it is still mostly here lol
Hey yo local folk if you arent out during the primaries what are you even doing
HEY YO mad props to Lawrence for being smart enough to not eat MINSKY'S PIZZA therefore resulting in the scourge that is MINSKY'S PIZZA to be eliminated from Lawrence, FUCK MINSKY'S PIZZA
Hooray I have now traveled as far as the singular longest route in the US
One of those "gotta go home and smoke an entire blunt on the lunch break" kind of days
"KC you'd better not have a bunch of tiny containers of tajin" Me:
HOW CAN HE CALL HIMSELF THE "MASTER CHEF" WHEN HE IS TRULY JUST A "MASTER CHUMP" GORDON RAMSAY COULD NEVER MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE LIKE THIS, HE CAN ONLY TRY AND FAIL AND THEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE "BOLLOCKS!" AS HE REALIZES HE IS NO MATCH FOR MY CULINARY GAME, THREE CHEESES, TRIPLE FUCK YOU
About to grill the fuck out of some cheeses fuck you Gordon Ramsay
About to go to the store to get everything else i need to do everything else I need with these peppers ive grown hahaha
We are less than two weeks away from a new JUNGLE album holy fuck i cant wait to be dancing like a fool