you want me to abide by the rules of MEN? The things that don't wash their asses?
I had to give up rooting for the Steelers bc of Ben Roethlisberger, and now I have to bc of Aaron Rodgers. Just get normal guys please
People who want to colonize Mars are deeply sick. Have you looked around at Earth? Have you seen waterfalls? Wildflowers? Jewel-colored beetles? Weather? And you want to trash that and to go to MARS???? Disturbed-ass thinking
Support group for Chicagoans who used "The Apartment People" in the '00s
me minge is bloody mental…(lowers glasses) and its well fit
what if the doo doo diarrhea disease was caused by reflecting pool algae
So obsessed with what the Etsy alg served. My favorite part: that is not a picture of Nancy Guthrie
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Gotta say, lettuce tastes even better now that it has an air of danger
Today I had to click the "I'm not a robot" to prove I was a human ON A POP-UP AD in order to close said ad
They found Mitch McConnell and he's trapped inside The Mystery Spot in Santa Cruz
Just heard one 20-something person tell another that Kate Bush "is a mysterious recluse and has never played live" ok
I can’t be the only person thinking that an “accurate” Helen of Troy for Musk’s Odyssey would be a gorgeous golden blonde woman hatched from an egg right? Because good news/bad news I found just the girl for the part
men would rather create petri dish baby clones of themselves for organ harvesting than go to therapy
Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 2w ago“This may be scary to some people…a dystopian future. But, for others, they will see it as the inevitable future of health”
my mom: I'm working on a sourdough starter. me: did you name it? mom: sigourney
I noticed today that John Early and Molly Shannon have the same facial features
Me: (wakes up out of a dead sleep randomly at 4:30 A.M.) My anxiety brain, frantically reaching for any thought: why aren't pig pens called porking lots
They're gonna make Taco Bell the fall guy. A patsy, really
Jaya Saxena@jayasaxena.com · 3w agoOk not to defend Taco Bell but they're not the ones growing the lettuce and they seem to have pulled the ingredients the moment they realized the danger. I'm sorry Taco Bell makes you poop otherwise but idk that this one is on them.
I put on my camo, strap my assault rifle to my back, and dutifully place my "No produce wash--we die like men" bumper sticker on my fridge
The outfit that Billy Joel describes wearing in the song "Keeping the Faith" sounds very disgusting
Can't explain why but I feel like T*ylor Sw*ft is a sellout for getting a dog
I tweaked my lower back and this is the first time in my life I've had back pain--so many people live like this? I know why Luigi did it now