Let Sam explain how Dropout got The Don Hertzfeldt Collection... 🍌 @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social
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Basically if Visual Basic 6 were a person.
TIL ineffable does not mean the same as unfuckable
Is there anyone who works at CERN @cern.bsky.social who's willing to buy a hat from the gift shop and mail it to me in America in exchange for money?
I heard an electrical engineering joke that was so funny it made me saturate my P-channel
Hair vs. Mask match but due to a mistake in the contract, if the guy with the hair loses he has to start wearing a mask and if the guy with the mask loses he has to shave his head (which no one ever sees)
Since nobody told me, I'm putting this information out there: When you're recovering from a vasectomy, going pee might make you light headed and you might pass out and fall on the floor and scare your family.
Dick doctor called me "buddy" a few more times than I'm comfortable with
In wrestling when tag teams make their entrance, they always announce their combined weight. Why do they not also announce their combined height?
Jerry Houser is a poor man's Steve Gutenberg, and that's saying something
Schrödinger's penis is both very big and very small until he whips it out.
If you ever find a replica of your head on the ground, don't be afraid to pick it up, there's a good chance it's a device that allows you to die and come back to life one additional time. You may have to eat it, I'm not sure of the exact process.
What's it called when you're sexually attracted to Oedipus?
I wish I was rich so I could eat Red Lobster 3 meals a day