Face card, butt card… the only card I want you to give me is your credit card.
keegan charles
@keegancharles.bsky.social
comedy, dogs, games, gay stuff 🌈 toronto 📍
Everyone tells me that my wordle first guess will never happen but did you see today’s solution? Come on diva.
I got tickets to 30 Rock Live and Oh Mary in NYC this October, and now I have something to look forward to.
Absolutely making me cry reading this at my desk. 😭
Ryan Dunlavey@ryandunlavey.bsky.social · 5mo agoI was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5. My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.
Have a manicure on Sunday and I can’t wait cause I’m tired of this colour and length and yes I could fix these problems myself but I’m too lazy and they’ll do it much faster and better.
Had a lot of cassettes but this was the first and frankly, it holds up.
The old internet@theoldinternet.bsky.social · 2w ago44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?
Listen, would I love this? Yes. Would it end up being the same 10-15 Canadian comedians you see on every program before it was inevitably cancelled? Also yes.
There is something about the structure of Spaceship Earth that absolutely triggers some positive feelings in my brain.
Saw a person with a meme shirt that said peanuts instead of penis and laughed and then realized it actually was just a Peanuts shirt. Thank you, Internet brain poisoning.
A facial and an earl grey martini make for a nice Sunday evening.
Bought last minute tickets to Mamma Mia! today. Here we go again!
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Saw this and it was 7 dollars and my Simpsons brain immediately had to buy it.
Love when Apple Music says “oh sure you can have MOST of that new album you wanted to hear”
I may not be a good reply guy but I should be rewarded for liking a lot of posts at least.
Walking up to the top of Signal Hill was effort but it’s pretty nice once you recover for a minute.
